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由盖瑞·约翰逊的生活启发
尼采说的这句话又意味着什么? So, what does Nietzsche mean when he says,
"从存在中收获 "The secret for harvesting from existence
最大成果 最大享受的秘诀 the greatest fruitfulness, the greatest enjoyment
就是过危险的生活! is to live dangerously!
在维苏威火山的山坡建造你的城市! Build your cities on the slopes of Vesuvius!
把你的船只驶入未知的海洋! Send your ships into uncharted seas!
不断地与同伴和自己作战!" Live at war with your peers and yourselves!"
他要表达的到底是什么? What is he getting at here?
有谁能回答? Anybody?
西尔维娅 Sylvia.
感觉上他是在说必须勇敢冒险 It sounds like he's saying you have to put yourself out there.
踏出自己的舒适区 You have to take risks and get out of your comfort zone
因为生命非常短暂 because life is short.
得充满激情 并按照自己的方式去生活 You have to live passionately and on your own terms.
对此我有三个字的回应 Well, I have a three-word response to that.
说得好! Ab-so-lutely.
开思域的家伙说道 Says the guy driving a Civic.
职业杀手
艾伦·杜桑大道
我知道我的生活 从表面看来简朴 有点平淡 I know on the surface my life looks simple, a little plain.
一个在郊区喂鸟 与猫儿单独生活的男人 A guy feeding birds and living alone with his cats
但我喜欢所拥有的内心世界 in the suburbs, but I liked my inner life.
我是挺开心的 I was pretty happy.
至少算是满足 ...At least, content.
顺便说一下 我叫盖瑞·约翰逊 Oh, by the way, my name is Gary Johnson, and for a few years,
这几年来 我一直在新奥尔良大学 I'd been teaching psychology and philosophy classes
教授心理学和哲学课程 at the University of New Orleans.
虽然我享受生活在 充满疑问和理念的世界中 While I'd always enjoyed living in a world of questions and ideas,
我拥有电子和数码方面的天赋 I also had a flair for all things electronic and digital
为了增加收入 and found myself supplementing my income
我在新奥尔良警察局 - by working part-time undercover... Hey, Gary!
找了个卧底的兼职 ...with the New Orleans Police Department.
经过一些必修培训后 After some obligatory training,
我就开始带着隐藏摄像机和麦克风 去偷拍优质证据了 I was soon hiding cameras, mics, and getting good recordings,
主要都是一些雇凶谋杀的案件 mostly in murder-for-hire cases.
要怎么说呢? What can I say?
在我忙着挣钱的时候 我的生活突然发生了最奇怪的转变 I was minding my own business when my life took the oddest of turns.
瑞格管道公司
贾斯珀最好盯死这个克雷格 Jasper better watch his ass with this Craig guy.
多项袭击指控 非法占有 Several assault charges, possession...
嘿 盖瑞 Hey, Gary.
我们刚刚收到消息 贾斯珀不能进去了 Look, we just heard. Jasper can't go in.
局长正式把他停职了 因为他把那群青少年揍得半死 Chief officially suspended him for those teenagers he jacked up.
终于 Finally.
我们认为该到你上场了 Anyway, we're thinking you're up.
上场?上什么场? I'm up? What is "up"?
恭喜 盖瑞 你刚刚晋升为职业杀手 Congrats, Gary, you just got promoted to contract killer.
不 你可以重新安排时间啊 Oh, well, you reschedule.
反正他都还没到 He's not even here yet.
职业杀手绝不会取消第一次会面 Hitmen don't cancel the first meeting.
职业杀手? Hitmen?
哪来的职业杀手 Hitmen don't exist.
难道我们还要捏造个规则来遵守吗? What, are we following made-up rules now?
你都看过一万遍了 你是行的 You've seen this a million times. You can do it.
那你为什么不做? Why don't you do it?
决不 几年前就试过了 差点被杀 No way. Tried years ago, almost got killed.
我也不想差点被杀 好吗? I don't want to almost get killed either. Okay?
我是平民 I'm a civilian.
我们会守护你 We got your back.
如果情况开始恶化 我们就会插手 We'll move in if it starts getting pear-shaped.
时间紧急 你得去拿上贾斯珀的窃听器 Clock's ticking, I need you to grab Jasper's wire.
你也可能要快速过一遍这个 And you might want to check this out real quick.
这是我们目前所知道的一切 比利 That is everything we know so far, Billy.
- 什么? - 你的别名 - What? - Your alias.
"比利" 走吧 "Billy." Let's go.
天哪 我死定了 Oh, my God, I'm gonna die.
一堆取消文化的屁话 What a bunch of cancel culture bullshit...
非常抱歉 贾斯珀 所以克劳黛特派了我... I'm sorry about this, Jasper. So, Claude sent me to...
其实考虑到当时的情况 很多人都能理解我的举动 You know, a lot of people were fine with what I did, given the circumstances.
大家都不反对 They actually had no problem with it.
如果你看看评论区 站我这边的大概二比一 If you read the comment section, it's like two-to-one my side.
真可惜 That sucks.
他妈的 Fuck 'em.
120天带薪停职 操 A 120-day suspension with pay. Fuck.
他妈的行啊 那我就去钓鱼 操他妈的 Fuckin' fine with me. I'm going fishin', motherfuckers.
就在彭萨科拉待一整个夏天 I'll spend the whole summer in Pensacola.
看看没有我 大家能怎么办 See how everyone around here does without me.
你为什么在我的车里? Why are you in my car?
克劳黛特让我来拿你的麦克风和发射器 Well, Claude said to get your mic and transmitter.
那么是谁代替我? So, who's going in my place?
你? You?
就是嘛 Right?
我觉得应该还有更合适的候选人 I just feel like there's better candidates.
的确 Yeah, yeah.
也还行 Eh... makes sense.
你有一张扑克脸 过目即忘 You have this unreadable face, perfectly forgettable.
那也是 I know.
其实我监听这个任务好一段时间了 So, I've been listening on these for a while.
大概都知道该说什么 但是... You know, I kinda know what to say, but...
有什么计谋或花招吗? any wisdom? Or tricks?
底线是 必须让别人相信 明白吗? Bottom line, they gotta believe it. Okay?
他们想请你当杀手 所以你就必须成为杀手 They want you to be this killer, so you gotta be that.
不能泄露任何弱点 保持压迫感 You can't show any weakness. It's.... it's constant aggression
直到对方说出全部证词 until you hear the words out of their mouth.
明白 Got it.
但是一定要保持冷静 But you gotta be relaxed.
放松呼吸 Easy breezy.
好 所以我应该 All right, so, I'm looking for...
就是像... - ...like, I'm trying to...
克劳黛特
你的工作就是把这些家伙送进监狱 Your job is to put these assholes in prison.
- 怎么了 克劳黛特? - 新比利该行动了 - What's up, Claude? - New Billy's got to make moves.
- 克雷格到了 - 好的 - Craig's here. - All right.
天啊 Oh, man...
建立第一印象 只有一次机会 别搞砸了 You only get one first impression. Don't fuck it up.
你不会就穿成这样去吧? You're not wearing those in there, are you?
老实说 这裤子还挺不错的 Honestly, these are pretty good, man.
很透风的 They breathe really well.
真的呢 Yeah. Oh.
你是比利 You're Billy.
你是杀手! You're a killer!
你以杀人 You kill...
为生! for a living!
选的座位好烂 拿你的东西 坐下 Picked a bad table. Grab your shit. Sit down.
这件事必须建立在信任的基础上 Listen, this whole thing's gotta be based on trust.
是啊 Yeah, man.
天才 No shit.
那么 So, uh...
你在这行做了多久? ...how long you been doin' this?
那不关你他妈的事 That's none of your fuckin' business.
行啊 看看盖瑞 Oh, shit. Look at Gary.
你叫我来干活的 You called me to do a job.
果然有天分 The man is a natural.
还会搞进攻呢 Playing some offense here.
你不认识我 我也不认识你 而在未来的某个时刻 You don't know me, I don't know you, and at some point in the future,
这将是一件好事 that's gonna be a good thing.
我们不会成为朋友的 懂了吗? We're not going to be friends. You got it?
懂了 Got it.
呼吸... 想想杀手的想法 Breathe... Think hitman thoughts.
- 好 - 好 - So... - So...
你在评估着我 ...you're assessing me.
我到底是不是解决你问题的合适人选? Am I the right guy to eliminate your problem?
那你也该知道 我同时也正评估着你 And, just so you know, I'm assessing you, too.
你是不是满嘴屁话 Are you full of shit?
只会吹牛逼的不太认真的家伙? Some big talker who's not serious?
然而如果你的确是认真的 你会不会有一天 And if you are serious now, are you one day gonna find Jesus
因内疚和悔恨而背负不了沉重的负担 and be so overburdened by guilt and remorse
去找上帝并承认你的罪恶? and confess your sins?
你会在压力下崩溃吗 克雷格? Are you gonna crack under pressure, Craig,
然后你会指证我吗? and are you gonna point a fucking finger at me?
不会! Never!
绝对不会的 Fuck, man, never.
其实 我都想好了 In fact, I got it all worked out already.
好 Okay.
说来听听 Let's hear it.
我的工作干7天休7天 I work a seven and seven,
所以从下周二开始 也就是出侯马的船员换班日 so starting this coming Tuesday, which is crew-change day outta Houma,
我的每一秒行踪将被记录为证 every second of my whereabouts is documented and accounted for.
那么要是发生什么不祥之事 That way, uh, anything, uh... bad were to happen,
也不会有人认为是我干的 no one could think I did it, right?
嗯 肯定不是克雷格 Not Craig, uh-uh,
因为克雷格在石油平台上呢 不是吗? cause Craig is out on an oil rig, isn't he?
一直都在190多公里外的海湾上 A hundred and twenty miles out in the Gulf the whole damn time.
怎么样?有何意见? What do you think about that?
非常好的计划 That's a good plan.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 看来周四或五也许是最好的时机 All right, I'd say Thursday or Friday is probably the best time.
可以 Sounds good.
那么 你打算怎么样? So, what are you thinking exactly?
就是把他收拾了 You know, just take care of 'em?
那是什么意思 说清楚点 What does that mean, exactly?
这还用说嘛 C'mon, man.
你都懂的 You know what it means.
不 就是让他永远离开 No, he just needs to go away for good.
那么，你之后会在什么地方 So, what's your proximity afterwards?
什么意思? What do you mean?
会去参加葬礼吗? Going to the funeral?
葬礼? Funeral?
在我的理想世界里 In my ideal world,
根本不必举行葬礼 不是吗? there wouldn't have to be a funeral, would there?
就是说没有葬礼? So, no funeral?
不 兄弟 不好意思... Dude, I'm sorry, but...
糟了 Oh, boy.
我们是在聊同一件事吗? Are we actually talking about the same thing here?
脱轨了 赶快回到正题 盖瑞 Going off the rails here. C'mon, let's get back on track, Gary.
我问的原因是因为在我听起来 The reason I'm asking is because it sounds to me
似乎你所说的关于尸体的处置 like you're talking about the disposal of a body,
对我的风险更大 which is more risky for me.
收到 有道理 Gotcha... Yeah.
伪装成自杀 拙劣的抢劫 我都可以速去速来 A faked suicide, botched robbery, I'm in and out.
而你所说的需要我 花很多时间在尸体上 What you're talking about requires me to spend a lot of time with the body
以确保它永远不会被发现 to make sure it's never discovered.
明白 我只是好奇 Right. I'm just curious...
你会怎么做? How you do that?
好 我和你分享一些行内秘密 Look, I'll let you in on a few of my secrets.
- 请说 - 我有很多不同的方法 - Yeah. - I got different ways, but...
但在这种情况下 in this case,
我可能会全力以赴 I'll probably go full on,
将头与身体分开 我称之为贝尤埋葬法 separate the head from the body, do what I like to call a "bayou burial."
你知道贝尤戈谢在哪吗? You know Bayou Gauche?
知道 Sure do.
我的家人在那里 有一块地 所以到了深夜 My family's got land out there, so, late at night,
我会偷偷地漂进去 然后乘着小船漂出 I'll drift in undetected, drift out in a little boat,
让鳄鱼解决后事 let the alligators take it from there.
你说的是身体 I mean, are we talking about the body...
还是头? or the head?
身体 Body.
头呢 Head...
是另一回事 Head is a different story.
有头就有牙齿 Head means teeth.
而牙齿是个大问题 Teeth are a fuckin' problem.
牙科记录 是吗? Dental records, right?
好 Okay.
那么你会怎么处理? So, what do you do about that?
找一个鸟不生蛋之处 Well, I find a spot in the middle of nowhere,
往嘴里塞一支雷管 stick of dynamite in the mouth...
没有牙齿 没有问题 No more teeth, no more problem.
就直接炸烂那混蛋? You just blow that fucker up, huh?
我的妈呀! Goddamn.
哇 Wow.
嘿 指纹呢? Hey, what about fingerprints, huh?
我的意思是 那些有点像牙齿 他们也可以识别那个不是吗? I mean, those are kinda like teeth, right? I mean, they can identify from that?
你又会怎么处理? What do you do about that?
看得出来你考虑得很周全 I can tell you're very thorough in your thinking,
是一件好事 which is good.
万一没被吃掉的无头尸体被发现了 Now, in case the headless, uneaten body is discovered,
虽然在我的处置下从未发生过 which has never happened with me, but, yeah...
但是绝对不会有指纹 no more fingertips.
因为早已经被我取下并四处扔掉了 I would have already removed those and dispersed them separately.
或许有点奇怪 但我有个仪式 Sounds kind of weird, but... I got a ritual.
我用英里数除以手指数 So, I divide the number of miles by the number of fingers,
当我开车去某个地点时 比如说50英里 so when I'm driving out to a location, in this case 50 miles...
我将摇下车窗 每隔五英里左右就扔出一只 I roll down the window, toss one out every five miles or so.
顺便把手指扔出窗外 Just toss them fingers out the window...
妈的 你真是... Shit, man, you're the....
你果然是货真价实 you're the real deal, aren't ya?
没错 Yeah.
还有 And by the way,
我经营的可不是慈善机构 I'm not running a fuckin' charity here.
你带现金了吗? Did you bring the cash?
哦 是的 当然 Oh, shit, yeah. No, of course.
我带了2500元的现金 I've got, uh, 2,500, uh, cash now,
完成以后 再给你剩余的2500 对吗? and, uh, I give you the other 2,500 after, right?
行 Great.
现在 我只需要你的最终敲定 Now, I just need your absolute final sign-off.
你我正在签订一份合同 We're entering a contract here
大约一周后你将永远无法退出 you won't be able to walk away from in about a week.
所以我需要你看着我的眼睛 So, I need you to look me in the eyes,
现在我要听见你亲口把话说出来 and I need to hear the words out of your mouth right now.
冷静 我 Chill. I just...
我以为我们 已经达成了协议 好吧 I just thought that we, you know, agreed to it already, but, yeah.
我只要你以最合适的方式 Look man, I-I want you to off this guy
去除掉那个家伙 in... whatever way suits you best.
抓到把柄了 Got him.
就知道 I knew it.
保持联系 We'll be in touch.
你从事的职业 I gotta say, man,
真的不简单 hell of a profession you're in.
是 Yep.
下一次见面 你就会拥有全新的生活 The next time you see me, you'll have a brand-new life.
应该会 I guess so.
站住!双手举起! Freeze! Put your hands up!
上 上 上 Go, go, go, go.
- 怎么回事? - 伸手过来 - What the fuck? - Let me see your hands.
- 转过去 双手给我 - 我做错了什么? - Turn, let me see your hands. - The fuck did I do?
啊 他妈的 滚开 Huh? Fuck! Fuckin' hands off....
你有权保持沉默 你所说的一切 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will
都将成为呈堂证供 你有权聘请律师咨询 be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney.
如果你无法负担律师费 法庭可以为你免费指定律师 If you so desire, and cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you by the court.
你是否完全了解上述权利? Do you understand these rights? Do you understand these rights?
我了解你妈个头 怎么样 I understand you should go fuck yourself. How about that?
做得好 辛苦啦 You got him. Good job.
嘿! Hey!
不错嘛 丹尼尔·戴! Okay, Daniel Day!
钉死那混蛋了 Nailed that fucker.
收到了买凶钱 又把证据从他嘴里套了出来 天啊! You got the cash, got the right words out of him, sheesh!
- 干的还不错? - 非常好! - So that was good? - Yeah!
你搞定了他 干得好 盖瑞 You got him, man! Great job, Gary.
简直是行云流水 刚刚那个人是谁啊? That was so smooth. Who was that guy in there?
我也不知道 I don't know.
迅速结案 而且你可能还拯救了一条生命 Open and fuckin' shut. You might have just saved a life.
感觉如何? How's that feel?
感觉不错 非常棒 Feels good. Feels really good.
嘿 我可以把裤子拿回了吗? Hey, can I have my pants back now?
可以 Yeah.
天哪 你们真奇怪 God, you guys are weird.
嘿 盖瑞 Hey, Gary.
你家真的在贝尤有地吗? Does your family really have land out on the bayou?
不 那部分是我编的 Oh, no, I made that part up.
但我去过那里几回观鸟 I have been out there a few times birding.
- 观鸟? - 是啊 - Birding? - Yeah.
你是认真的? You don't say?
我还曾经同时看到三只红冠黑啄木鸟 You know, I once saw, uh, three pileated woodpeckers at the same time.
红冠? Wh.... Uh, pileated?
是的 Yeah.
体型庞大优雅 有一点像翼手龙 Just these big beautiful kinda pterodactyl-looking guys.
它们其实是罕见的 象牙喙啄木鸟的近亲 Technically, it's the first cousin to the elusive ivory-bill.
据说早在2005年有人目击过 Which there was a rumored sighting of back in 2005,
算是一百多年来的第一次 first in over a hundred years.
引起了很大的轰动 因为许多人以为它们灭绝了 Caused a big stir, 'cause most people think they're extinct,
有些则认为它们只不过成功进化出了 but others think they might have just developed
避开人群的策略 a successful strategy to avoid people.
菲尔 空调调高一点好吗? Can we turn up the air, Phil?
今天辛苦你了 盖瑞 Well, great work, Gary.
非常棒 Yeah, man.
好 再见 All right, bye.
我的天 Oh, jeez.
再见! Bye.
你觉得他知道自己说话很搞笑吗? Do you think he knows he was being funny?
不会吧 可是盖瑞就是难以捉摸 I don't think so, but it's hard to tell with Gary.
他之前说的每五英里将指尖扔出窗外 You know, that throwing fingertips out the window every five miles...
- 谁会想到那样的东西? - 简直就是超级变态 - Who even thinks something like that up? - That's some specifically twisted shit.
可以肯定的是我们有了新杀手 I mean, it's safe to say we got our new hitman,
至少直到贾斯珀回来为止 at least until Jasper gets back.
我觉得120天也太快了 120 days, that's too soon, if you ask me.
是的 因为贾斯珀是个鸟人 Yeah, 'cause Jasper's a dick.
当人们得知职业杀手并不存在时... You know, people feel almost disappointed to learn
欲望 法律
...几乎都会感到失望 that hitmen don't really exist.
是一种美妙的想法 在零售层面可以雇佣某人 This idea that there are people out there at a retail level
帮忙消除当下最困扰的人际关系问题 you can just hire to eliminate your worst relationship issues
或者协助促成金融骗局 又或是常见的两者兼备 or facilitate some money scheme, or the usual combination of both.
这完全是流行文化的幻想 It's a total pop culture fantasy. But because hitmen
但由于职业杀手在过去的五十年 都是书籍 电影和电视剧的主要内容 have been a staple of books, movies, and TV for the last 50 years,
要使人们相信职业杀手的存在只是一个神话 是不可能的事 good luck getting anyone to believe their existence is all a myth.
当然我的工作不是揭穿幻想 But of course, my job was not to debunk the fantasy,
而是成为幻想人物 but rather become the fantasy.
我也非常认真地对待这份重任 And I took that part of the job very seriously.
虽然我不是那种会因为任何事情 While I wasn't the kind of person that could ever get worked up enough
而激动到要杀人或赴死的人 也许我真的是最佳人选 to want to kill or die for anything, maybe they had cast me correctly
因为让我为新工作做好最佳准备 because the one thing that had prepared me for my new job
仍然是我的主要兴趣 was my primary interest
人类意识和行为的奥秘 the eternal mystery of human consciousness and behavior.
我是从朋友那里得到了 So, I, uh... got your number...
你的号码 from a friend.
我们应该见一面 Heard we should meet.
听说你有一套特定的技能 Sounds like you got a particular set of skills and what not.
我的枪堆底下藏着一个枕头
不对 Uh... shit.
我应该还有一句要说 There was something else I was supposed to say.
与此同时， 在阿查法拉亚河上
烧烤大师万岁
但是 Well...
相信你大概明白我所说的关于... I'm sure you're picking up my drift here of the nature of...
反正 给我回电吧 Anyway, just call me back.
我叫沃尔特 My name's Walt.
馅饼好吃吗? How's the pie?
所有的馅饼都好吃 All pie is good pie.
非常好 All right.
那么 So...
下一步是什么? what's next?
我一直感到着迷和惊讶于 You know, I'm forever fascinated and amazed by the folks
总有人觉得他们十分钟前才认识的人 who actually think that some guy they just met ten minutes ago,
会为那点钱 冒着死刑的风险 for not that much money, would risk the death penalty
来帮助他们实施一些疯狂的谋杀计划 to help them with some crazy murderous scheme.
还真是羡慕他们的天真和热情 I almost envy their naïveté and passion.
寻找杀手的事 问谁不重要... You know, it doesn't matter who you asked about finding a hitman...
我最近一直在找人 So, you know I've, uh... been looking for somebody
帮忙解决我手上的问题 to help me out with a, uh... little problem that I'm having lately.
也许你认识从事这一行的人 I figured you knew somebody in that line of work.
我可以帮你打听 I can ask around.
好的 All right.
我不知道他有多认真 I don't know how serious he was,
但那家伙非常可疑 我真的好害怕 but dude was hella sketchy. And I was scared.
引荐人通常会联系警方 The referral usually finds its way to the police.
而警方将确保他们得到我的电话号码 Who make sure they get my number.
你必须用力卷起舌头 You need to roll your tongue hard. Rrrrr...
我发现每个人幻想着的杀手都不是同一模样的 I realized not everyone fantasized about the same fixer.
为个人客户量身定制杀手造型 So, I found tailoring the hitman to the individual client
更为有效 was much more effective.
我的诀窍就是成为他们幻想中的杀手 And I had a knack for being the person they needed me to be.
我们的专辑即将发行 所有引起的是非 We got our album coming up soon, all the drama and everything from that
都会对我们有好处 is only gonna be good for us.
他和一个叫罗布49的大佬有争执 He beefin' with this cat named Rob49, like this....
是真正的黑帮大佬 He this real gangster motherfucker.
所以我猜大家都会认为 So, I feel like everybody gonna figure, you know,
是他自己找来的麻烦 我只要确保当时出城 "that's his shit," you know, I'm thinking. I'm gonna make sure I'm out of town,
然后由你来处理... so all you gotta do is come through...
我不需要听你的理由 Guy, I don't need your reasons
和有的没的商业计划 or your fuckin' business plan.
给我名字和钱 Give me the name and the money.
行 直接聊生意 我喜欢 All right. Straight to business. I like that.
当他们和我坐下来时 By the time they were sitting down with me,
基本上已经下定决心了 they'd mostly made up their minds.
他们已经跨越了理性的卢比孔河 只是需要我去确认 They'd crossed that psychotic Rubicon and just needed me to confirm
他们心里最黑暗的欲望是正确的 that their darkest desires were the right desires.
如果你从泳池房附近的侧门进来 If you come in the side entrance, near the poolhouse,
没有摄像头 there are no cameras.
太太 这房子还真不错 Lady, this is quite the house.
我绝对不会让那个婊子养的从我这抢走的 And I'm not gonna let that sumbitch take it from me.
你做好你的本分 You do your part...
我也会做好我的 And I'll do mine.
好的 太太 Yes, ma'am.
他走了以后 And after he's gone,
我将独守那套大房子 I'll be in that big house all alone.
大房子? Big house?
大大的房子 Big house...
当然 我会向上流社会人士收取更多费用 Of course, I'd charge a high society person more
以显得更逼真 但对我来说 任何付款都是证据 just to seem more realistic, but to me any payment was evidence,
所以给多少我都接受 so I'd take whatever they were able to give.
钱不多 但我可以把这些也都给你 It's not that much, but you can have these, too.
蒙特 你真的想要杀了你的妈妈吗? Do you really wanna kill your mom, Monte?
你还很年轻 You're young.
你会让自己成为孤儿 You'll be making yourself an orphan.
那就是我的目的 That's the point.
我问你的意见了吗? Did I ask your opinion?
杀了那个贱人 Kill the bitch.
他们最终给这个未来的校园枪击犯 And they ended up giving this little future school-shooter
判处缓刑 adjudicated probation.
好的 老板 Okay, Boss.
我潜在的雇主五花八门 My would-be employers ran the gamut.
男女老少 富有贫穷 Evenly divided between men and women,
分布平均 young and old, rich and poor.
我喜欢自杀的计划 感觉干净利落 I like suicide. That seems clean.
就是嘛 Doesn't it?
那是最理想的 That's the dream.
但左撇子不会用右手 But a left-handed person doesn't shoot themselves
开枪自杀 with their right hand.
有恐高症的人不会去跳楼 A person with a phobia for heights doesn't jump.
系紧的绞索需要去仔细琢磨 A well-tied noose requires studying.
有自杀倾向的人 会想尽快离开这个世界 Suicidal people wanna leave this world quickly.
而不会解释自己的行为 They don't want to explain themselves.
我也不想 Neither do I.
要不给我惊喜吧 Maybe... surprise me?
美妙极了 Sounds lovely.
不久前我发了一份他的心理健康警告 See, I filed a mental health warning against him a while back,
称他有自杀倾向 所以别人不会有所怀疑 describing him as suicidal, so it'll make sense to everyone.
然后我就可以起诉他的医生渎职 Then I can sue his doctors for malpractice.
小姐你真聪明 You are smart lady.
要不割腕 然后抓住他 直到失血过多而死? I'm thinking, cut the wrists, then hold him 'til he bleeds to death?
我干的是服务行业 I am in service business.
我听说失血而死是一个相当无痛的过程 I heard that was a fairly painless way to go, bleeding to death.
其实我是没有和你通电话时说的 Now, I don't have the kind of money
那么多的现金 you were talking about on the phone in cash,
但我有一笔对你来说更有价值的交易 but I have a deal that'll be worth even more to you.
你看 See.
你可以拿走这艘船 但不能在路易斯安那州出售 You can have this boat, but you can't sell it in Louisiana
因为它上过保险的 'cause there's an insurance claim against it.
若是带到东德克萨斯州 博蒙特或阿瑟港 But you take it over to East Texas, Beaumont or Port Arthur...
我保证至少能卖6000元 I guarantee you'll get at least 6,000 for it.
快艇 Speed boat.
就像《迈阿密风云》一样 Like Miami Vice.
是的 就像《迈阿密风云》 Yeah! Like Miami Vice.
相信我 最终都会讨论到这一切 Believe me, we will get to all of this eventually,
但先让我插一句提出一个我认为本学期 but let me jump in and pose a question 'cause I think it's going to be a lot of
我们会经常探索的问题 what we're going to be exploring this semester,
是关于人格的概念、自我和意识 these concepts of personality, self, and consciousness.
我的问题很简单... So, my simple question is...
你们有谁认为自己真正了解自己? How many of you think you know yourselves?
拥有强烈的自我意识 Have a strong sense of who you are?
难道都不了解自己吗? Oh, come on, you don't know yourselves?
当然理解 Of course you do.
你的整个存在出于自我概念 Your entire being is invested with this notion of self.
为了保住自己的生存 It has to be for its own survival,
但我们这学期要做的 but what we'll be doing this semester
就是挑战这个概念 is challenging this notion.
如果你的自我是一个建构 What if your "self" is a construction?
一个幻象 一个表演 一个从你有记忆以来 An illusion, an act, a role you've been playing
每天都在扮演的角色怎么办? every day since you can remember?
当你的前任和别人生孩子时 It's always a poignant moment
这总是一个令人心酸的时刻 when your ex is having a kid with someone else.
我们拭目以待 We'll see.
看来是相当不错的一堂课 Seems like a pretty good class.
我知道很多人都鄙视他们的前任 I know many people despise their exes,
但艾丽西亚可能是我最好的朋友 but Alicia might have been my best friend.
或者至少是最了解我的人 Or at least the person that knew me best.
如果自我是一个建构 If the "self" is a construct,
而这一切都只是角色扮演 你认为人们可以改变吗? and it's all just role play, do you think people can change?
是的 在我们的设定点内是可以 但实际上并没有很大的空间 Yeah, within our set-points, which really isn't that much.
是吗?我一直都不太确定呢 Yeah, I don't know. I was never really sure about that.
其实有很多最近的研究和数据 You know, there's actually been a lot of recent research and data
表明可以改变 that says we can.
请赐教 Enlighten me.
我最近读了很多文章 关于研究人员的新发现说 I've been reading a lot recently about how researchers are finding
人其实可以在成年后改变他们的性格 that people can change their personalities well into their adulthood.
其实我也正在与许多客户研究此事 And, I mean, I'm working with numerous clients on it.
那么你说 改变的定义是什么? All right. Define "change."
就说构成人格的五大性格特质 Okay. The five traits that make up personality.
外向性 对不同体验的开放态度 Right? Extroversion, openness to experience,
情绪稳定性 亲和性和责任心 emotional stability, agreeableness and conscientiousness.
都可以在短短几个月内改变 They can, they can all be altered within just a few months.
怎么说? In what sense?
我是说 你必须体现这种特质 不只是空想 Well, I mean, you have to embody the trait rather than just think about it.
就如 "仿佛" 原则 You know, it's like the "as if" principle,
当你表现得 "仿佛" 那个你想成为的人 where you behave "as if" you are the person you want to be,
然后很快你可能会意识到 那就是你 and then pretty soon you might realize...that is you.
那么 以前的你到底去了哪里? The old you goes... where exactly?
还在那儿 只是显著减少 Still there, just, just dialed down significantly,
而新的你却增加了 and the... the new you is dialed up.
所以你只是没有 几十年的耐心等我改变? So, you just didn't have a couple decades to wait for me to change?
嗯... Well...
你最不感兴趣的一件事 if there was one thing you seemed least interested in,
可能就是改变 it was probably change.
我已经接受了 正常的感情不是我可以拥有的 I've accepted the idea a normal relationship isn't in my cards.
不 什么是正常呢? No. What is normal?
你仔细想一下 每一个人都有不对劲的地方 I mean, look at it this way, everyone is at least a little fucked up.
你只需要找到一个有着你喜欢的不对劲的点的人 You just need to find someone who is a little fucked up in a way that you like.
或者至少可以和你本身不对劲的地方互补的另一半 Or at least, I don't know, in a way that complements your own fucked-upness.
这是另一种 And that is a different kind of survival technique
涉及到别人的生存技能 that would involve another person.
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
说到不对劲 Speaking of, um, fucked up,
我以为你只是在为警方提供技术支持 I don't know, I thought you were just doing tech support stuff for the police.
现在你却是一个卧底的谋杀制止者 Now, you're like a full-blown undercover murder-stopper?
是的 Yeah.
就是我啦 That's me.
一定很奇怪吧 I'm sorry, that must be so weird.
我是不会放弃教学的 You know, I'm never gonna give up teaching,
但是这个卧底任务 就像实地研究一样 but this undercover thing is like field research.
怎么说? How so?
我所接触到的人性 会让你感觉不可思议 Oh, man, you would not believe the side of humanity I'm hanging out with.
充斥其中的是看到爱如何凝结成仇恨 And a lot of it is seeing how love has just curdled into hate,
而谋杀竟然是最好的出路 and... murder is just the best way out.
哇 Wow.
感觉上 在我们的婚姻里 你从来都未想过谋杀我吧 I have a feeling you never wanted to murder me when we were married.
- 你把这说得好像还是一件坏事了 - 没有 这只是一个观察 - You're saying it like it's a bad thing. - Well, no, no. It's just an observation.
想必得先拥有强烈的激情 I mean, to kill someone, I just imagine
才会产生杀人的冲动 you'd have to be capable of some serious passion.
我并非没有激情 I'm not incapable of passion.
对于某些事情 当然 For certain things, yes, definitely, but...
但我认为你应该见一见人 I think you should see someone.
心理治疗师吗? Like a therapist?
不 我是指女人 No, no. Like a, like a woman.
或任何人 Or whatever.
我有一德和一哥两只猫的忠诚陪伴 I have the loyal company of Id and Ego.
嗯 女人和治疗师你都得见见 Okay. You need to see a woman and a therapist.
我只是认为这没有善用我的技能 I'm tellin' ya, I just don't think it's the best use of my skills.
贾斯珀 你别忘记要不是警察工会 Just remember, Jasper, if it weren't for the police union,
你现在连工作都不会有 you wouldn't even have a job right now.
明白 Understood.
但是现在我回来了 就应该恢复原岗位 Uh, but now that I am back, I should have my job back.
至少我受过这方面的训练 You know, at least I'm trained for it. Um...
也许你被停职后还没有听说过 Maybe you hadn't heard since you were on suspension,
但盖瑞做得非常出色 but Gary's done a great job.
他的定罪率很高 而且坦率地说 His conviction rate is high, and quite frankly,
他的戏路比你更广 he's got a better range than you do.
你相信吗 盖瑞? Do you believe that, Gary?
你们都这样认为吗? Do you guys think that's true?
统计数据不撒谎 Stats don't lie.
你不喜欢现在的职位吗 贾斯珀? You don't like your position, Jasper?
我可以在交通巡逻部为你安排工作 Maybe I can find something for you over in traffic patrol.
我去 不如直接让我打扫厕所算了 中士 Well, shit. Why don't you just have me clean the toilets around here, Sarge?
这活儿我可以干! I-I could do that!
既然你坚持无理取闹 Since you're being the asshole,
我就直说了 I'll just come right out and say it.
我们在努力帮你隐姓埋名 好吗 We're trying to hide your face, okay?
"是谁在殴打那些青少年?" "Who's that beating up those teenagers?"
不是没有原因的 Not for no reason.
也许你已经忘了 贾斯珀 Maybe you've forgotten, Jasper,
但其他看过你视频的九百万人 unlike the nine million other people who watched your video,
并没有忘记 我们更不希望愤怒的公众介入我们的业务 but we got an angry public out there, and we don't want them in our business.
麻烦你接受我的建议 So, take my advice.
帮自己和我们大家一个忙 Do yourself and all of us a favor.
低调点 闭上你那该死的嘴 Lay low and keep your goddamn mouth shut.
你能做到吗? Can you do that?
还有其他事吗? Anything else?
母亲是德尔·里奥小姐 Mother was Miss Del Rio.
卡特里娜飓风之后 他们都搬迁到新奥尔良 They all moved to New Orleans after Katrina.
父母离婚 照片中没有父亲 Parents divorced, no father in the picture.
短期担任美发师 空姐 Short stints hairdressing, flight attendant.
与丈夫雷·马斯特斯结婚 Married to husband, Ray Masters,
在他家族的石油和天然气企业工作 works in his family's oil and gas business.
然后 Then...
什么都没了 - ...nothing.
无犯罪记录 No criminal record.
有一些家庭暴力投诉 没有逮捕记录 A couple of domestic complaints, no arrests...
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麦迪逊 So, Madison...
谁是你的理想杀手? ...who is your hitman?
悦友餐厅 早餐和现煮午餐
你的馅饼好吃吗? Are you enjoying your pie?
所有的馅饼都好吃 All pie is good pie.
罗恩 Ron.
麦迪逊 Madison.
说来听听 麦迪逊 你以什么为生? So, tell me, Madison, what do you do for a living?
贤内助 Devoted wife.
理所当然 Obviously.
我猜这应该是我们今天要谈的话题 I assume that's what we're here to talk about.
以回答你的问题 And to answer your question, um...
是他不让我工作 he doesn't let me work.
其实 他什么事都不让我做 He doesn't really let me do anything.
我可以吃一口馅饼吗? Can I have a bite of that pie?
吃吧 Sure.
他让我进行愚蠢的节食 He has me on this stupid diet.
超好吃的 Oh, this is good.
真可爱 Oh, he's cute.
你喜欢狗吗? You a dog person?
难道我像是喜欢猫的人? Do I look like a cat person?
我实在不明白猫的魅力 Yeah. I don't really get cats.
有点令人毛骨悚然 Kinda creepy, you know?
是吗? Really?
是啊 那些故事... Yeah, all those stories...
什么故事? What stories?
那些关于嫉妒的猫儿让婴儿窒息之类的故事 The ones about, like, jealous cats smothering babies, that kind of stuff.
哇哦 Whoa.
- 嗯嗯 - 我还... - Mm-hmm. - I'm sor.... Um....
你认识过谁因为凶残 嫉妒的猫 Do you know someone who's lost a child
而失去了孩子吗? to a murderous, jealous cat?
只是要事实核查而已 I'm just trying to do my fact-checking here.
- 没有亲自认识的 - 好 - Not, like, personally. - Okay.
但我听过很多人这样说过 But I've heard it from, like, a lot of people.
那没办法了 Well, then there you go.
我们得严查到底 We got to get to the bottom of this.
完全同意 I agree.
侦探小姐 Detective...
我们是否从受害者身上 取到了任何爪印? did we pull any paw prints off the victim?
没有 警察先生 但我们正围捕嫌疑犯 No, sir, but we're herding suspects now.
的确面临巨大挑战 No small challenge as we know.
简直是个大喵灾 Utter cat-astrophe.
我的天 What?
你好厉害 Oh, you're good.
你也不错 You, too.
那么你以什么为生? So, what do you do?
不好意思 我忘了 I'm sorry. I forgot.
没事 No, it's okay.
这是... This is...
很大的一件事 It's a lot.
是的 Yeah.
我不敢相信我竟然要做这事 I can't believe I'm doing this.
有我在 别担心 You're in good hands with me.
那么通常是怎么安排的? So, h-how does this usually work?
你想怎么安排? How do you want it to work?
我不知道 I don't know.
我只是非常害怕 I'm just really scared.
你为什么要怕? Why are you scared?
因为他是一个坏人 Because he's a bad person.
你不知道我嫁给了什么人 而且一天比一天糟糕 You don't know what I married into, and it just keeps getting worse and worse.
我懂 I hear you.
你一直都知道自己想成为... Did you always know you wanted to be a...
不算是童年的梦想 Not exactly a childhood dream.
你有想过吗? Do you ever think about it?
如果你做了另一份工作 Like, if you did something else?
或者选择了不同的道路 Or... or if you chose a different path?
我不会过度思考 也不是很感性的人 I don't overthink things. I'm not very sentimental.
可是人总有后悔的事 Yeah. Well, we all have regrets.
干我这行的 负担不起那样的想法 Well, in my line of work, I can't afford to think that way.
我也希望可以不想 I wish I could do that.
但我总是觉得自己被困在监狱里 But I just feel like I'm in prison,
而最终也会死在监狱 and I'm gonna die in prison.
但我不要死在监狱里 But I'm not gonna die in prison.
或许我今天与你会面 Because what if me coming here,
是我人生中最好的决定 and meeting with you is the best decision that I've ever made
因为这是为了 为了我自己而做的 because it's for, it's for me?
不好意思 Sorry.
糟了 Shit.
是他 Um, it's-it's him.
我得走了 但我带了... - I-I have to go, but I brought the...
我可以提个建议吗? Can I throw something out there?
这对我来说没有任何意义 Listen, there's nothing in this for me.
我实际上在让自己失业 但是请帮一帮未来的你 Technically I'm un-employing myself here, but do your future self,
那个还有机会并值得享有 幸福美满生活的你 the one that deserves a happy, fulfilling life,
帮她一个大忙 that can still have that, a big favor.
把这里的拿走 换一个新生活 Take what's in there and get a new life.
现在就去 Right now.
不要回家 Don't go home.
如果你需要什么 And, if you need anything...
或改变主意 or if you change your mind...
你有我的电话号码 you have my number.
新奥尔良警局
喂? Hello?
妈的 你现在是当人生导师了吗? So, you're a fuckin' life coach now?
我刚才所看到听到的 真的是我看到听到的吗? Is what I just saw and listened to what I saw and listened to?
不敢相信 I'm not believing it.
怎么了? What?
怎么了 做不到钓鱼行动就算了 "What?" Never mind our sting operation...
"让我当你的治疗师?" "Let me be your therapist?"
她不是杀人犯 She's not a killer.
她只是需要找回人生目标 She just needs to get it together.
我只是在为整体的公众利益服务 I'm just out here serving the overall public good.
公众利益? Public good?
你刚刚所做的是我见过最不专业的 What you just did was one of the most unprofessional things
事情之一 I've ever witnessed.
看见了没有? See? See?
这就是雇用业余者的后果 This is what happens when you hire an amateur.
拜托 Come on!
我避开了钓鱼执法 I steered clear of entrapment...
不 那是陪审团的决定 No, you let the jury decide that.
至少要先把他们扣留 At least you got 'em in custody.
技术方面可以有不同意见 Okay. We can agree to disagree on technique.
过去了 It's over.
你有注意到她有多可爱吗? And did you notice how cute she was?
不晓得这是否有影响呢? I wonder if that had anything to do with it?
看来永远不会知道了吧 Well, we'll never know, will we?
因为这个怪咖 Since this weirdo let her off
在她开始入罪之前就放走了她 before she could start incriminating herself.
可以说 这是一个不寻常的结果 It was, um, let's say, an unusual outcome,
并将被如此记录在报告 and it'll be written up as such.
好 可以 Okay, fine...
好 稍后再聊 盖瑞 All right. Talk soon, Gary.
- 好的 - 再见 盖瑞 - All right. - Bye, Gary.
再见 Bye.
天啊 他对盖瑞非常不满 Jeez Louise, he's sweatin' Gary hard.
我看过这样的事 I've seen this before.
明星陨落 后援登场 Star goes down, back-up comes in
就此永远被取代 and just kicks ass forever more.
我知道他这次处事不当 但是 I mean, I know he dropped the ball on this one, but...
他用了什么别名? What's the name he used?
- 罗恩 - 哟 罗恩真的超酷 - Ron. - Yo, Ron is fuckin' dope.
他就像一个白人先知 He's like a Caucasian Idris.
真希望能和那家伙一起喝杯啤酒呀 我可不是在说盖瑞哦 I would love to grab a beer with that guy, and I'm not talking about Gary.
我会和罗恩喝得酩酊大醉 I would get black-out drunk with Ron.
我会在去拉斯维加斯的路上 让他说服我吸食可卡因 I'd let him talk me into ripping lines on the way to Vegas.
我会为了罗恩撕掉我的宫内节育器 I would rip my I.U.D. out for Ron.
我不会要和盖瑞共用一根吸管 I wouldn't share a straw with Gary.
盖瑞像一根垂吊的稻草 而罗恩 Gary is hung like a straw, but Ron?
则是一支警棍 Strictly nightstick.
听起来好像你也想跟罗恩睡啊 I mean, it's kind of sounding like you would fuck Ron, too.
我会非常乐意上你的二手货 I would take your sloppy seconds...
只要是罗恩上过的 if it were Ron.
这次起诉无非就是 This whole prosecution has been nothing more
一次钓鱼执法行动! than an entrapping, sting operation!
而这个人... And this guy...
是世界上最不诚实 is the most dishonest, manipulative,
最善于操控人心的诈骗者 fraudulent kind of person there is!
这个盖瑞·约翰逊根本不是人 This Gary Johnson isn't a human-being.
因为人拥有人性 For a human being has humanity.
共情能力! Empathy!
人类会在他人软弱的时候伸出援手 A human being aids in moments of weakness.
而盖瑞·约翰逊只会欺负弱者 Gary Johnson preys on the weak.
就法律程序而言 And as far as legal procedures go,
他就像一个卧底食尸鬼 it's like this undercover ghoul
使用步枪来杀一只蚊子! is using an AR-15 to kill a mosquito.
我对这种场景已经习以为常了 I am so used to this.
虽然我已提出了大量无可辩驳的证据 While I've put forth a ton of irrefutable evidence,
他们都只会来把我变成恶棍的这一套 all they've got is to somehow make me the villain.
我明白他们只是在做分内事 And I know they're just doing their jobs,
但人身攻击仍然是人身攻击 but a personal attack is still a personal attack
不得不听的话 还是很难受的 and kind of sucks to have to listen to.
陪审团判决被告有罪 We, the jury, find the defendant guilty as charged.
但在 "人永远是谜" 的手册里 But in the "people are forever mysteries" category,
这种情况经常会发生 this would often happen:
毕竟我原谅了她 她也原谅了我 I mean, I've forgiven her. She's forgiven me,
而且更糟糕的事我都做过了 and, hell, I've done much worse.
我认为她应该得到第二次机会 I think she deserves a second chance...
接下来通常是这样的 Which was usually followed by this:
根据我们听到的所有证据和证词 In light of all the evidence and testimony we've heard,
我们认为被告无罪 we find the defendant not guilty.
恭喜你 塔米! Congratulations, Tammy!
也许他们的爱情并不完美 Maybe their love wasn't perfect,
但依然算数 but it was something.
的确 I hear ya.
我们国家的法律体系 I swear, our country's legal system...
发射! Pull!
已经彻底完蛋了 ...is fuckin' fucked.
- 拿去吧 - 啊 不 - Here you go. - Ah, no.
你比我更需要练习! You need the practice a lot more than I do!
那好吧 All right, then.
很难责怪有人会想要将法律 You can't blame someone for taking the law
掌握在自己手中 in their own hands.
有件事我非常相信 You know, there's a thing I really believe in.
- 那是什么? - 就是个人正义 - What's that? - That is personal justice
尤其是当懦弱的司法系统失败时 for when our pussified justice system fails.
- 要么不做 要做就要伸张正义 - 是 - When we do this, and we do it right... - Right.
个人正义 就是你会得到的了 ...personal justice, that's gonna be yours.
因为你并没有屈服于所有那些不公 You didn't take all that unfairness laying down.
绝对没有 Hell, no I didn't.
发射! Pull!
这才是我想念的美国 Now, that's the America I miss right there.
阿门 Amen, amen.
告诉你 Look...
想要杀死一个人 你需要三样东西 ...there are three things you need to kill a man.
嗯 Yes.
- 枪 - 是的 - The gun. - Right.
子弹 - The bullets. - Mm-hmm.
还有胆量 And the balls.
而我三样都储备充足 And, boy, I am stockpiled on three of those things.
王八蛋 坦纳 Son of a bitch, Tanner.
发射! Pull!
看见没有 我早说过的 That's what I'm talkin' about right there.
麦迪逊:"嘿 罗恩 别有压力 你可能感兴趣 望一切都好"
取爪子救援 拯救爪子!
当然我是不会跨越界限的 毕竟我是专业人士 I would, of course, never cross this line. I'm a professional.
但严格来说 她没有给我发短信 But technically, she didn't text me.
她是给罗恩发短信 She texted Ron.
但我不认为我是一个爱狗的人 事实上 我可能在生理和情感上 But I don't think I'm a dog person. In fact, I may be allergic to them.
都对它们过敏 Physically and emotionally.
我觉得狗过度需要关爱 I find them to be too needy,
都会迎合手上拿着肉的人 just pandering to whoever holds the meat.
但是 But...
到头来我们都是一样没有骨气 at the end of the day, we're all spineless...
我们乞求更多 为了别人的残羹剩饭让自己难堪 we beg for more, embarrass ourselves for the scraps of others...
只不过狗不会为此道歉 - Dogs just don't apologize for it.
小伙子 Buddy.
你来了! You made it!
没想到你比我还爱小狗 Wow, I... I thought I loved puppies.
在做这些事之前 我会先用烧烤酱漱口 Well, I gargle barbecue sauce like Listerine before these things.
让它们对我又爱又恨 Keeps the bitches bitchin'.
很高兴你能来 I'm glad you came.
很高兴你邀请了我 I'm glad you invited me.
你最近还好吗? So, how are you?
很好 I'm fine. I'm fine.
应该要问的是你还好吗? The real question is, how are you?
我很好 Oh, I'm, I'm great.
真的很好 Yeah. I'm... I'm great.
我几乎立刻就离开了那里 I-I got out of there almost immediately.
我现在在圣罗克有自己的住所 I have my own place now in St. Roch.
虽然很乱 但我喜欢 因为是属于自己的 I mean, it's a mess, but it's mine. So, I love it.
我要离婚了 Um, I'm getting a divorce.
- 哇 - 是的 - Wow. - Yeah.
有时就是需要行动起来 Sometimes you just gotta make a move.
我替你开心 I'm so happy for you.
你知道当我看见你的短信时 我还想 You know, when I saw your text, I thought,
她是选择一个狗狗慈善机构 作为再次雇佣我的地点吗? is she picking a dog charity as the place to re-engage me?
不 天啊 绝对不是 No! Oh, God, no. No.
那个疯狂的时刻已经过去了 That crazy moment has passed.
新的我 新的生活 他已经... New me, new life, he's...
看看你 And look at you now.
- 喜欢这个发型吗? - 哦 超爱 - You like the hair? - Oh, I love the hair.
他超讨厌呢 He hated it.
还讨厌狗狗 迷你裙 所以也就罢了 Hated dogs, hated miniskirts. So, you know what?
我只是在弥补失去的时间 I'm just making up for lost time.
嗯 看来你一切顺利 我为你高兴 Well, I'm... just so happy this is how it's all going for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过真的很谢谢你 No, but really thank you.
我不想表现得怪异什么的 Like, I don't want to be weird or anything,
但如果没有你 我就不可能走出来 but I kinda couldn't have done it without you.
看 我说出来了 There! I said it.
在我这行 不常听到太多的感谢 I don't get a lot of thank yous in my line of work.
估计不会吧 Yeah, I guess not.
麦迪逊 Madison.
我们在哈士奇笼子里遇到了状况 We have a situation in the husky cage.
棕色代码 Code brown.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
罗恩 这是吉尔 Oh, um, Ron, Jill.
吉尔 这是罗恩 Jill, Ron.
幸会 你需要帮忙吗? Nice to meet you. You need any help?
不用了 你在这儿行吗? No, we're good. You okay?
行 I'm good.
我还有事要做! I got things to do!
好吧 Okay.
哇 Wow.
长传 长传 Oh, it's long, it's long!
快去! Go, go, go!
干得好! There it is!
不可能 No.
不 我不信 No. No, I don't buy it.
什么? What?
你不是职业杀手 You're not a hitman.
不可能 你还拥抱了小狗 You can't be. You cuddled puppies.
和小朋友一块儿玩 You played with kids.
今晚的每一扇门都是你为我开的 You've opened every door for me tonight.
但你却为了钱而杀人? And yet, you kill people for money?
骑士精神也许已消亡 但并不是我扼杀的 Chivalry may be dead, but I didn't kill it.
我尝试查找你的信息 但一无所获 就像你根本不存在一样 And I tried looking you up and nothing. It's like you don't even exist.
那么我应该只是你幻想出来的 I guess I'm just your fantasy.
好吧 Okay.
我们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
多少个? How many?
等等 我不想 不 我确实想知道 Wait, I don't wanna.... No, I do wanna know.
怎么了?一个真正有教养的人不应该透露秘密吗? What? Does a gentleman not kill and tell?
其实 我还蛮喜欢人的 Okay. For the record, I love people.
但你却杀害人 And yet, you kill them.
不是随便杀人 Not just randomly.
目的很明确 It's always with a purpose.
为了保护 To protect.
别误会 And make no mistake,
有些人必须被杀掉 there are some people who need killing.
对吧? Right?
是 Right.
那么真实的你和你的职业之间 So, what's the biggest difference between...
最大的区别是什么? between the real you and your occupation?
我会说真正的我是一个善于交际的人 I'd say the real me... is a people person.
我喜欢玩乐的时光 I like to have a good time.
但是... But...
为了最有效地完成工作 我必须成为一头独狼 To be most effective in this job, I have to be a bit of a lone wolf.
永远都不能引起任何人的注意 I have to never draw any attention to myself.
不能让任何人记住我的脸 不能多付或少付小费 I don't want anyone to remember my face. I don't want to over or under tip.
我不能被拉进一场令人难忘的对话 I don't want to be pulled into memorable conversations.
所以我选择驾驶本田思域 That's why I drive a Honda Civic.
我不想显得过于招摇 I want it to seem like I don't exist.
大概这样吧 这就是我专业的一面 I don't know. That's the professional side of me.
告诉我更多关于不专业的一面 Tell me a little more about the unprofessional side.
我会说 I'd say...
现在和你在一起真是太不专业 可是 being here with you right now is... pretty damn unprofessional, but, hey.
很好 我不希望你太专业 Good. I don't want you too professional.
你希望我如何? How do you want me?
怎么了? W-What?
我让你感到害怕吗? Do I scare you?
不 No.
我让你感到害怕吗? Do I scare you?
我应该害怕吗? Should I be scared?
这取决于你的意图是什么 That depends on what your intentions are.
嗯 Okay.
你想了解我的一切 但你呢? You want to know all about me. But what about you?
需要知道的一切你都已经知道了 You know all you need to know.
是吗? Is that right?
曾经有人告诉我 思考太多的我不是一个好情人 I was once told I think too much to be a good lover.
她说非凡的性需要少一点思考 She said exceptional sex requires a lack of thought,
多一点本能 a certain amount of animal abandon...
我喜欢罗恩 I liked Ron.
他想的不多 下手很快 He wasn't a thinker. He was a doer.
我不清楚是我当罗恩的时候比较厉害 So, I don't know if I was just better as Ron,
还是因为我们俩之间特别来电 or if it was that electric charge going through both of us...
毕竟在她脑海里 I mean, after all, in her mind, she was having sex
她正在和一个冷血杀手做爱 with someone who had murdered a bunch of people,
而我正在和一个显然有能力 and I was having sex with someone
杀死情人的人发生性关系 who was clearly capable of having a lover killed.
对此我并不自豪 但的确使我的表现升级了 I'm not proud to say this, but it upped my game.
我已经很久没有和别人在一起了 You know, I haven't been with anyone else in so long...
我能告诉你一件事吗? Can I tell you something?
什么? What?
还蛮有趣的 This is fun.
的确 I agree.
我喜欢这样 I like this.
和你一起 Us.
嗯 Yeah.
我得全面披露 提前警告 Look, on a full-disclosure, cautionary note,
我有过好几任女友 早婚 I've had a few girlfriends, that early marriage,
但是由于我的工作性质 but because of my line of work, I generally have trouble
通常很难维持一般所谓的正常关系 maintaining what most would consider a normal relationship.
去他妈的正常 Fuck normal.
阿门 Amen.
你想再见到我吗? Do you wanna see me again?
想 Yeah.
但是... But...
这有点复杂 不是吗? it's a little complicated. Isn't it?
这可以不复杂 It doesn't have to be.
这太不明智了 This is a bad idea.
也许吧 I suppose it is.
首先 绝对不能去我的家 For instance, we can never go to my place.
行 我也不想 Good. I don't want to.
无论何时 我都不能告诉你我的任何行踪 I can never give you any info about my whereabouts, at any time.
如果我被跟踪或追踪 你将会被牵连到里头 If I'm tracked or traced, you'd be pulled right in the middle of it.
那我们就能见就见 I will see you when I see you.
而且也不能太过亲密 And we can only get so personal.
我们互相之间的了解越少 And the less you know about me, the less I know about you...
你的下一句是什么? Okay, what's your next line?
"别爱上我?" "Don't fall in love with me?"
我理解我们的情况 I know what this is.
我不想知道你住哪儿 I don't want to know where you live,
也不想知道你何时在做何事 or what you're doing at any given moment.
就什么时候想见就在这里见一面 We're just going to meet here whenever we want,
其他的一切都不重要 and nothing outside of here matters.
那好吧 Well, okay then.
好的 Well, okay.
所以我们同意条款? So we agree to the terms?
我该在哪里签字? Where do I sign?
还有什么地方需要我签字吗? Anywhere else I need to sign?
这里签个名 Initial here.
还有哪里需要我签名? Anywhere else I need to initial?
我们必须确保这份文件是密封的 We gotta make sure this document is air tight.
虔诚
乐趣
对于弗洛伊德的本我和超我概念 The Freudian concepts of the Id and the Superego are,
荣格的看法是两者不断地相互斗争 in Jung's point of view, in constant struggle with each other.
超我 The Superego
是我们的良心 is our conscience.
当我们行为得体 It rewards us for behaving properly,
遵守社会规范和道德标准时奖励我们 adhering to societal norms, moralistic standards.
那本我呢 So, the Id...
作为人类 我们有欲望 as humans, we have desires,
和原始的本能 instincts that are primitive.
纯粹出于追求乐趣 Urges that are solely based in the pursuit of pleasure,
而忽视后果的冲动 ignoring the consequences.
自我 Now, the Ego
则是中间人 is the middle-man.
是本能和逻辑之间的桥梁 The bridge between instinct and logic,
就如法律和不法分子 the law and the lawless.
永远试图将快乐最大化 Forever attempting to maximize pleasure
同时将成本最小化 while minimizing the cost.
新奥尔良大学 地质学与心理学
欢迎乘坐麦迪逊航空 Welcome to Madison Airlines.
我们飞去哪里? Where we flying?
一个炎热的热带地区 Somewhere hot and tropical.
请跟我到上层客舱 Please follow me to the upper deck.
直通头等舱 First class all the way.
先生 请解开安全带 Sir, please unbuckle your seatbelt.
这是为了你自己的安全 It's for your own safety.
我们预计会有强烈的湍流 We're expecting heavy turbulence...
请做好应对冲击的准备 So prepare to brace for impact.
我知道我们同意不谈这样的事 I know we agreed not to talk about stuff like this,
如果你不想回答的话可以不答 and you don't have to answer if you don't want to,
但你是怎么可以不被捉的? but how do you do it and not get caught?
嗯 你必须聪明 心细 Well, you gotta be smart, thorough,
事先知道对方会寻找的是什么 a few steps ahead of what you know they're going to be looking for.
不可告人的秘密是 大多数谋杀案都没有侦破 You know, the dirty secret is, most murders go unsolved,
尤其是在这一带 especially around here.
我的策略是在受控环境行动 So, my M.O., engage in a more controlled area,
再把尸体移动到充满混乱的地方 and then move the body somewhere that says, "chaos."
那不是一团糟吗? Isn't that messy?
如果不机灵就可能会 Well, it can be if you're not smart.
来 你要开枪射我 会射哪儿? Quick, you're going to shoot me. Where?
不 再低 No! Lower.
再低 Lower.
再...嗯 Lo.... okay.
是心脏 The heart.
某些部位 如头部或颈部 I mean, certain areas like the head or the neck,
血液一定会向外流 I mean, the blood has nowhere to go but out.
满地都是 Talk about a bloody mess.
毕竟 人就是一大皮袋的血 And people, I mean, we're just these big skin-bags of blood,
但是有一个美妙的大胸腔可以 and you have this big beautiful thoracic cavity
来容纳这些血 to hold it all in.
直到可以移动尸体之前 Until you can move the body,
先设置场景 set the scene,
讲述你希望他们发现的故事 tell the story you want them to find.
我以前总是很害羞 不敢参加高中的演出 You know, I was always too shy to go out for the high school play,
但不知不觉的 我找到了自己的舞台 but I had somehow found my stage,
每次成功逮捕 就像全场起立鼓掌 and each arrest was like a standing ovation.
我们即将踏入深渊 We're about to go into the deep end of the pool here.
无可挽回 This is serious.
如果我拿着这个信封离开 If I take this envelope and leave,
明天这个时候 她的头 就会装在温迪克西的袋子里 this time tomorrow, her head is in a Winn-Dixie bag.
其余的她将在奥珀卢萨斯当猪食 The rest of her is pig slop in Opelousas.
现在请跟我说清楚 Now be absolutely clear with me.
那是你要的吗? Is that what you want?
事实是 我的女人总是爱刷手机 Alright. I got this woman. She's into this iPhone swiping.
约炮 对吧 This boyfriend findin', right?
现在她跑到堤道对面去 And she's slingin' the kitty across the causeway
和这个皮卡迪利的餐厅经理乱搞 还想夺走我的一切 with this manager from the Piccadilly, and then wanna take everything, too.
我不知道你那里 一般如何运作 但在这里 Now, I don't know how things work where you from, but from around here,
你别想拿走一个人的电视 狗和船 you don't take a man TV, his dog, and his boat.
绝对不行 There's no way, T.
杀了那个荡妇 Kill the slut.
乐意之至 With pleasure.
法官大人 Your Honor,
一个精神变态的掠夺者 永远对社会构成威胁 a psychopathic predator will always be a threat to society.
另一方面 一旦犯过激情罪的人 On the other hand, someone who once commits a crime of passion,
也就是法律上所称的 冲动犯罪决意 or sudden passion, as it is known legally,
重犯此罪行的可能性 并不会比社会的其他成员更多 is no more likely to commit that crime than any other member of society.
在本案中 In this case, I would characterize
我认为这种谋杀的意图 just the intent to entertain solicitation of murder,
况且无人因此意图受害 仅仅是一种激情行为 although no one was ultimately harmed, as kind of a "sudden passion"
而非有预谋的杀人未遂 as opposed to attempted pre-meditated murder.
反对! Objection!
反对无效 Overruled.
欢迎提问 A question would be welcome.
约翰逊先生 你之前作证说 Mr. Johnson, you testified previously
你感觉这是有预谋的行为 that you felt this was a pre-meditated act.
你的意思是说 你编造出这整件事 By that, did you mean you conjuring this whole thing
并强迫他们参与 谋杀计划是有预谋吗? and coercing them into a murder scheme was premeditated?
我们的会面并不突然或冲动 There was nothing sudden or impulsive about our meeting.
意图很明确 后续计划也很详细 The intent was clear. The follow-through was detailed.
好吧 如果你没有试图胁迫 为什么要进行背景调查呢? Well, if you were not attempting coercion, why the research?
为什么要乔装打扮?为什么要伪装? Why the costumes? Why the disguises?
当然 我的委托人 发现自己处于不堪的境地 Sure, my client has found himself in compromising circumstances,
我想问的是 约翰逊先生 你的处境如何? but my question to you, Mr. Johnson, what are your circumstances?
我反对 法官大人! Objection, your honor!
反对有效 Sustained.
你用这些服装隐藏了什么? What are you hiding with these costumes?
你想愚弄谁? Who are you trying to fool?
罗恩会怎么做? What would Ron do?
我反对 辩方正在纠缠证人 Objection, the defense is badgering the witness.
我的工作不是分析会面期间发生的事件 My job is not to analyze the events around my meeting.
我的工作就是在这种情况下与客户会面 My job is to meet the client at those circumstances.
并完成他们已经为自己绘制好的图画 Complete the picture they've already drawn for themselves.
我的职责不是提供第二次机会 I'm not in the business of second chances.
我有一个好玩的东西 I got something we can play with.
听起来很不错 I like the sound of that.
你后面藏着什么? What do you got back there?
选一只手 Pick a hand.
左手 Left.
- 你输了 - 哇哦 - You lose. - Whoa.
天哪 Shit.
要那个来干什么? What is that for?
要不然呢?我是一个独自生活的女人 Well, what do you think? I'm a woman living by myself.
我得保护自己 I gotta protect myself.
而且所有关于谋杀的谈论都吓坏了我 Plus, all that talk about murder freaked me out.
明白 Okay.
相信我 这不会让你更安全 Trust me, that is not gonna be making you any safer.
你也有枪 You have a gun.
那不一样 我是专业人士 It's a little different. I'm a professional.
你要示范给我怎么使用吗? Well, are you going to show me how to use it or what?
现在? Now?
我们不是签了合同吗? Didn't we have a contract?
这里之外的一切都不重要 Nothing outside of here matters?
我们总有一天必须离开我们的爱巢 We have to leave our love nest at some point.
不是吗? Don't we?
必须吗? Do we?
不行 我很烂 Okay. I suck.
自愈目标 Self-healing targets.
为什么这么难? Why is this so hard?
你只是需要练习 Ah, it just takes practice.
不如你示范给我吧 帅哥 Why don't you show me, hot shot?
这个距离 Well, this distance
是给周末度假的 游客的 is for weekenders, tourists...
这才是我平时开枪的距离 That's my usual distance.
等一等 听我说完 Okay, wait. Just hear me out.
那么 如果月亮控制潮汐 So, if the moon controls the tides, right?
- 是的 - 而我们主要由水组成 - Yeah. - And we're mostly water,
满月又怎能不影响人呢? how could a full moon not affect you?
想一想 Think about it.
事实上没有道理 Well, technically, that makes no sense.
- 不 这是有道理的 - 不 - No, it makes sense. - No.
月相与重力根本无关 A phase of the moon has nothing to do with gravity.
这与阴影有关 It has to do with shadows.
月相取决于有多少照向月球的阳光 A phase is just how much of the sun's light
受到地球遮挡 we're blocking on the way to the moon.
月球和地球这两个行星体之间的 You know, the gravitational relationship between the moon and Earth,
引力关系是固定的 these two planetary bodies, is fixed
所以月球在整个月内 看起来可能会有所不同 so the moon may look different throughout the month,
但实际上地球没有任何变化 but nothing is actually changing on Earth, you know?
妈呀 原来我正和一位天文学家出门 Okay, I didn't know I was out with Neil fuckin' DeGrasse Tyson.
就是喜欢给你惊喜 Gotta keep you guessin'.
- 我们去跳舞吧 小白脸 - 是的 - Let's go dance, white boy. - Yeah.
处女座酒吧
走吧 快离开这里 Let's go, get the fuck out of here.
- 雷 - 等一等 - Ray. - Come on, man.
麦迪逊? Madison?
干! Fuck...
- 我一直在给你打电话 - 雷 拜托 - I've been calling you. - Ray, please.
看来你的双手忙不过来 没时间接听 Guess your hands have been too busy to pick up, huh?
这个混蛋是谁? Who the fuck is this?
我是她男朋友 I'm her boyfriend.
哦 真的吗?我是她的丈夫 Oh, really? Well, I'm her husband.
- 雷 我们可以保持... - 保持什么 麦迪? - Ray, can we just please keep it.... - What? Keep it what, Maddy?
不 你说吧 麦迪 No, you tell me. You tell me, Maddy.
- 要我保持和蔼吗? - 幸会 - You want me to keep it cordial? - Nice to meet you.
是的 非常幸会! Yeah, you, too, boyfriend!
麦迪逊 你真可悲! Madison, you're pathetic!
- 嘿 我告诉你 - 雷! - Hey, you know what? No. - Ray. Ray!
不 我还没说完 妈的 放开我啊 No, I'm not done, okay? Just get the fuck off me.
我只是开玩笑而已 I'm just fuckin' around, guys.
别这样! Come on!
我想认识你的新朋友 这也犯法吗? Is it a crime now to have a little fun with your new friend here?
雷 你能放过我们吗? Ray, can you just leave us alone?
干!麦迪逊!你别走 Goddamn it, Madison. Don't walk away from me.
- 雷 - 妈的 你他妈别走! - Ray. - Don't you fucking walk away from me,
你这个忘恩负义的贱人!过来! you ungrateful bitch! Come here!
- 干! - 赶快道歉 混蛋 - Shit! - Apologize, motherfucker.
他叫你道歉啊 混蛋 Yeah. He said apologize, motherfucker.
他是专业人士 说到做到 He's a professional. He'll do it.
让他瞧瞧 Show him.
妈的 Fuck.
走吧 Come on.
哪门子专业人士? Professional what?
专业混蛋吗? Yeah. Professional asshole.
看来你真的飞黄腾达了 麦迪逊 Really moving up in the world, aren't you, Madison, huh?
- 再会哦 专业人士 - 来 走吧 雷 - See you again, professional. - Come on, Ray, get outta here.
操你妈! 你们真的他妈的般配! You know what? Fuck y'all. You fuckin' deserve each other.
- 雷 够了!赶快... - 给我闭嘴! - Ray, c'mon, dude! Get the fuck out of.... - Shut the fuck up!
你太离谱了! Not fucking cool man!
刚刚真的太棒了! I can't get over how amazing that was!
你超级棒 You... you were incredible.
那个自以为是的家伙从来不对人退让半步 That entitled fuck doesn't back down for anybody.
你看见他的脸了吗? Did you see his face?
- 是的 - 他直接就走了 - Yeah... - He just walked.
太疯狂了 That was wild.
好啦 帅哥 All right, cool guy.
从未有人为那样我挺身而出 Nobody, nobody has ever stood up for me like that.
嗯 Well.
来 Here.
有史以来最棒的约会 Best date ever.
好吃 That's good.
很好吃 Oh, that is so good.
看来你和雷对离婚有不同的立场 So, it seems like you and Ray have different takes on your divorce.
我非常清楚 I'm clear.
如果他要做疯子 我也无能为力 I mean, I can't help it if he's being all crazy.
你都看见他有多变态 I mean, you saw how crazy he is.
是 Yeah.
不过你已经离婚了 对吧? You are divorced, though, right?
你有看见我手指上的戒指吗? Do you see a ring on my finger?
我手指上有戒指吗? Do you see a ring on my finger?
没有 No.
就是嘛 Exactly.
只是真的太巧了 不是吗? I mean, it's just like, what are the chances
他竟然出现在我们去的酒吧 that the same club we're at is the same club he's at?
你问这么多问题是什么意思? Okay, what's up with all these questions?
好! Fine!
我搞砸了 I fucked up.
我违反了我们的合同 I broke our contract.
但我会很乐意地回家再签一份新的 But I will happily, happily sign a new one when we get home...
好吧 看来你很沮丧 All right. Well, you seem upset.
我并不会因为用枪指了 某个白痴而感到不愉快 I'm not upset with me pulling a gun on some dickhead.
那是小事 It's not a big deal.
只是我不会带你 I'm just saying, you don't see me bringing you
去我的朋友和前任常出现的地方 to where all my friends and former lovers are hanging out.
不需要惹麻烦 We just gotta keep this clean.
纯属只是巧合 It was a coincidence!
哇哦 我的天! Whoa. What the fuck?
果然是你 Looky who's here.
我就猜到 I thought that was you.
什么事? What's up?
我只是在买点外卖 Oh, I'm just grabbing some takeout.
然后就看见你在这儿 Saw you across the way. I mean, what, huh?
这也太巧了吧 不是吗? What are the odds of this? This is crazy.
你要把我介绍给你的朋友吗? Are you gonna introduce me to your friend?
- 贾斯珀 - 麦迪逊 - Jasper. - Madison.
麦迪逊? Madison.
麦迪逊 Madison?
麦迪逊 Madison...
我们以前见过吗? 只是你看起来很眼熟 Have we met before? You just look so familiar.
不 No.
应该没有见过 No, I don't think so.
没事 也许过后会想起 Ugh. Whatever. Maybe it'll come to me...
也许吧 Maybe it will.
好吧 不打扰你们享用甜点 Okay. Well, I'll let you guys get back to your dessert.
只是过来打个招呼 Just wanted to say hi.
祝你有美好的夜晚 Have a good night.
周末愉快 Enjoy the weekend.
很高兴见到你 Good to see ya.
好吧 All right.
- 再见! - 再见 - Bye! - Bye.
这才是巧合 Now, that was a coincidence.
他是谁? Who's he?
曾经一起工作过的一个人 Just some guy I used to work with.
前夫 前同事 So, ex-husband, ex-coworker...
我们算打平了吗? are we even?
不 No.
是 Yes.
我会再签合同 I'll sign the contract again.
我们在做什么? 我没有收到任何通知 没做任何背景调查 What are we doing? I got no notice. I got no research.
感觉就像要裸体进去一样 Feel like I'm going in naked.
这是你真正必须做好工作的时候 Well, this is when you actually have to be good at your job.
万圣节已结束 没有戏服穿了 Halloween's over. No more costumes, man.
我们对他了解不多 All right. We did not get much on him.
我们甚至没有时间申请监视搜查令 We didn't even have time to get a Title III warrant,
所以只有音频 so it's audio only.
他的名字叫麦克 His name is Mike.
他已经在那里等着了 而且看上去情绪不太稳定 He's already in there waiting, and he seems a little volatile.
这真是太可怕了 Woo-hoo! This is gettin' scary.
等等 我们知道这个人长什么样吗? Wait, do we even know what this guy looks like?
不 但他说他会是那个独自坐着 No, but he said he'd be the guy sitting alone
读《麦田里的守望者》的人 reading "Catcher in the Rye."
按照历史 从来都不是一个好兆头 Which, historically speaking, is never a good sign.
不会有事的 盖瑞 It's gonna be fine, Gary.
你闭着眼都可以完成 You could do this in your sleep.
只不过是一般不敢自己出手的胆小鬼 Just another pussy too scared to do it himself.
你能行的 小瑞 You got this, G.
好吧 Okay.
好好享用早餐 Enjoy your breakfast.
麦克? Mike?
是的 贾德? Yeah. Judd?
眼睛向前看! 这是为了你自己的安全 Eyes forward! It's for your own protection.
告诉我 麦克 我有什么能帮你的? So, tell me, Mike, how can I help you?
- 所以 你是... - 我是 - So you're...? - I am.
然后 你... And you...?
是的 I do.
告诉我你在想什么 So, tell me what you're thinking.
除非你来这里纯粹是为了吃煎饼 Unless you came here for the pancakes.
我的妻子 My wife.
你有什么想法? What'd you have in mind?
还要说嘛 那婊子让我生不如死 What do you think? Slut's killing me.
知道她在外面有另一个男人 I can't live just knowing she's out there...
真的让我很想死 with someone else.
所以我就来到这里见你 So, now I'm here... with you.
那你为什么需要我? So why do you need me?
你为什么不亲自处理这件事呢? Why aren't you taking care of this shit yourself?
噢 相信我 我真的很想 Oh, believe me, I want to,
但我们现在正在办理离婚手续 but we're going through a divorce right now.
我将是头号嫌疑人 And I'd be the number one suspect.
所以我需要完美的幌子 完美的不在场证明 So, I need the perfect front, you know, the perfect alibi.
那么你们事实上还没有离婚? So, you're not technically divorced yet?
关你什么事? What's it to you?
我忘了提前说 Oh, I forgot to mention, too. It's...
这可能会是买一送一 Well, it might be a twofer.
她的新男朋友 She's got this new boyfriend.
是个顶级混蛋 He's a real douche.
然后呢? And?
如果他在场 你也可以一起处理掉 And, if he's there, you can take him out, too.
不是问题 I've got no problem with that.
只不过价钱就更高了 It's gonna cost you more.
你可以吗? You good with it?
可以 让他们去死 Yeah, fuck em' both.
行 Done.
你带钱来了吗? You bring the money?
有的 都带了 应该足够付他们俩的 Yeah, it's right here. Should be enough for both of them.
不过我有一个特殊的要求 I have a special request, though.
我干的就是服务行业 I'm in the service business.
当你处理时 我要她知道为何被杀 When you do it, I want her to know why.
就在你下手之前 看着她的眼睛说 Right before you do it, look her in the eye and say,
"这是你亲爱的丈夫送的" "This is from your loving husband."
我希望这是她听到的最后一句话 I want that to be the last thing she fuckin' hears.
要不 You know what?
我免费帮你收拾那个男朋友 Maybe I'll throw in the boyfriend for free.
干! 搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
有什么问题吗?这很简单 What? It's very simple.
你给我钱 之后的我会处理 You give me the money. I'll take care of it.
我会亲自处理这件事 I'll take care of this shit myself.
那到底是怎么回事? What the hell was that about?
我不知道 就突然吓坏了 I don't know. He just freaked out.
很正常 Happens...
是吗? Does it?
...无法接听 请留言 ...right now. But leave a message.
麦迪逊 如果你收到留言 赶快离开你的家 知道吗? All right. Madison, if you get this, stay out of the house.
我收到一些关于雷的信息 有事就... All right? I'm hearing some stuff about Ray. Just call....
刚刚那是什么回事? What the fuck was that?
- 什么啊? - 什么啊? - What? - What?
你什么意思? 那家伙就这么跑出来了? What do you mean what? The guy just bolts out?
我不知道 他就惊慌失措 I don't know. He panicked.
不可能次次都成功 Well, you can't win 'em all.
以这种态度肯定不能 如果他们感到不安 就得安抚 No, you sure can't with that attitude. If they're uneasy, you put 'em at ease.
依我看来 你有点马虎了 From my perspective, you're getting a little sloppy.
或许吧 Maybe so.
其实 我想和你谈谈关于那天晚上 Look, I wanted to talk with you about the other night...
哦 怎么了? Oh? What about it?
她吗? Oh, her?
原来如此 那我明白了 Hey, I get it, man. It all makes sense to me now.
没事的 It's cool.
我也曾经睡过好几个嫌疑人了 I've fucked my share of suspects.
没什么大不了的 是一件好事 It's no big deal. It's good for ya.
我只是碰巧遇见她 I just ran into her. All right?
她只是感谢我引导她走向正确的方向 She was just thanking me for steering her in the right direction.
确实 Uh huh, I bet she was.
我只是不想让事情被误解 I just don't want things to get misconstrued.
盖瑞 Gary...
你可以相信我 you can trust me.
等等 Wait, wait...
再说一遍 他是想对我下手吗? Just tell me this one more time. He's trying to put out a hit on me?
没错 他想雇我来杀你! Yes! He's trying to hire me to kill you!
你对此有什么不明白? 我们要赶快离开 What do you not get about that? We gotta go.
- 就是说他亲眼见到你了? - 是的 - And he saw you in person? - Yeah.
- 所以他知道了你的职业? - 是的 - And he knows what you do? - Yeah.
那么 你会杀了我吗? So, are you gonna kill me?
你在说什么呀? What are you talking about?
你会不会杀我? Are you gonna kill me?
不会 No.
那我就没有什么好担心的 Then I have nothing to worry about.
我觉得他会自己出手 I think he might do it himself.
他不会的 No, he won't.
不会的 He won't. He won't.
让我问一下现代陪审团 你们的裁决是什么? Okay. So, I ask the modern-day jury, what is your verdict?
我们已经决定不得假释的无期徒刑 We've decided on life without parole.
非常现代的主义 How very modern of you.
你是如何得出这个结论的? How did you arrive at this conclusion?
尽管我们认为这个人 犯下了令人发指的罪行 Well, even though we felt this person is guilty of a heinous act,
但国家批准的死刑 并不会带来任何好处 we don't think a state-sanctioned killing accomplishes anything,
只会造成更多的痛苦 and only causes more pain and suffering.
好吧 Okay.
这是为响应公民意愿 It's a nice example of a legal system
而建立的法律体系的一个很好的例子 set up to respond to the will of its citizens.
现在 让我们回到旧石器时代 Now, let's jump back in time to our Paleolithic friends,
两万五千年前的情况非常不同 25,000 years ago, where things are very different.
没有陪审团 You have no jury.
没有正式的法律体系 You have no official legal system.
只是一个游牧群落 You're just a nomadic community.
那么你会如何解决面临的生存威胁? So, what are you gonna do about your problem,
如果一个精神错乱的领袖出现了 this existential threat in the form of your unhinged leader
他正在入侵其他部落 who's invading other tribes?
杀人 强奸 掠夺 He's killing. He's raping. He's pillaging.
看来他将带你们走上绝路 Seems like he's gonna get you all killed.
你们有什么选择? What are your options?
我们的想法不一致 We're kinda mixed.
有些人认为我们应该流放他 Some of us think we should exile him....
我们没有办法流放他 你要把他送上船吗? We don't have the means to exile him. We gonna put him on a boat?
我们大多数人 The majority of us...
都想消灭他 want to eliminate him.
为我们自己的生存 做必须做的事情 Whatever we have to do for our own survival.
千万别惹上杰伦 Whoo. Don't mess with Jerren.
那么如何解决这个问题呢? So, how do you solve this problem?
死刑 Execution.
真是无情 That's ruthless,
但从历史上看 可能是正确的选择 but historically, potentially the right choice.
最近有很多关于这个主题的学术研究 There's been a lot of scholarship on this very subject recently.
新的想法是 这种有针对性的杀戮 And the new thinking is that these kind of targeted killings
实际上在我们的社会进化中发挥着比以前想象的更大的作用 actually play a larger part in our social evolution than previously thought.
铲除这些不稳定力量的冲动 This impulse to weed out these destabilizing forces
可能是我们历史基因中的一条暗线 is likely a dark thread in our historical DNA.
这些杀戮被认为达到双重目的 These killings were thought to have served a twofold purpose.
它们不仅保护社会凝聚力和规范 They not only protected social coherence and norms,
而且还从基因库中消除了 but also eliminated a certain kind of abusive
有虐待倾向又不合作的人 and uncooperative person from the gene pool.
我们的教授什么时候变得这么帅? Excuse me. When did our professor get hot?
就是嘛 I know.
今天下午你会把这些 统计分析数据送到总部吗? And you'll get those comp stats over to Headquarters this afternoon?
他们知道关于尸体的事吗? They know about the body?
不 我还没有机会告诉他们 No. I haven't had a chance to tell them yet.
什么尸体? What body?
还记得之前那位女士 You remember the lady came in,
试图杀死她的丈夫 而我们却放走了她吗? trying to have her husband killed, that we let go?
不 是他放走的 No, that he let go.
麦迪逊·菲格罗亚·马斯特斯 Madison Figueroa Masters.
啊 就是你当罗恩的那一次 Ah, the one you were Ron.
是的 她的丈夫刚刚被发现死了 Yeah, her husband was just found dead.
等等 发生了什么?在哪里? I'm sorry. What happened? Where?
尸体是在门特尔厨师 附近的卷心菜巷被发现的 The body was found in Cabbage Alley off Chef Menteur.
可能是毒品交易谈崩了 Possible drug deal gone bad.
点三八的单发子弹击中主动脉 Single bullet to the aorta. A .38.
盖瑞 Gary?
嗯 当我在进行背景调查时 Yeah. When I was researching our guy,
他似乎有许多毒品关联的问题 seemed like he had a lot of drug problems, so...
有嫌疑人吗? Any suspects?
还没 听说她和丈夫 Not really. Sounds like she and the husband got into it
在处女座酒吧外发生争执 outside of a bar called Virgo's,
然后和她在一起的男人用枪指着他 and then the guy she was with pulled a gun on him.
查到男人的身份吗? Did we ID that guy?
还没 Not yet.
也许是新男朋友? Maybe it's a new boyfriend or something?
应该去找这个人谈谈吗? Should we go try to find this guy, talk to him?
不错的主意 I'm liking that.
有什么发现随时告诉我们 Let us know what you find out.
我认为约翰逊和我应该一起合作 I think Johnson and I should tag-team this.
我带着他去可以吗? Is that all right if I bring him?
行 Sure.
盖瑞 你觉得如何? Are you cool with it, Gary?
好的 Yeah.
处女座酒吧
你在做什么? What are you doing?
正在寻找她的男朋友 Looking for the boyfriend.
妈的!我找到他了! Oh, shit! I found him!
我真是厉害 Fuck! I'm good.
我们到底在这里做什么? Come on! What are we doing here?
嘿 我不会告诉任何人 Hey. Look, I'm not going to tell anybody.
告诉什么? Tell 'em what?
我再次碰到了她 并不代表我就是她男朋友 So, I ran into her again. Doesn't mean I'm the boyfriend.
不意味着我与此事有任何关系 Doesn't mean I have anything to do with anything.
喔噢 Whoa, whoa.
哇哦 防御欲真强 Whoa. So defensive.
没有人指责你任何事 Look, nobody's accusing you of anything.
我只是想知道你认识这个人吗? I was just wondering if you knew this guy?
他看上去会眼熟吗? If he looked familiar?
是的 就是那个从餐厅跑出来的人 Yeah, that was the guy that ran out of the restaurant.
他是叫什么了? 麦克吗? What was his name? Mike?
雷 是麦迪逊的丈夫 Ray. He's Madison's husband.
好吗? Right?
好的 Right.
我再次听了你们的谈话 You see, I went back and listened to that conversation that you guys had,
居然具有完全不同的意义 and it just took on a whole different layer of meaning for me.
你还真会 用那句男友的台词让他心烦意乱 You really knew what button to push with that whole boyfriend line, huh?
不是吗? Huh?
你到底想说什么? What are you getting at?
没什么 只是 Nothing. It's just...
嘿 盖瑞 我们是朋友 对吗? Hey, look, we're friends, right, Gary?
让我与你分享一件事 Let you in on something.
多年来我学会了 跟随自己的直觉 Over the years, I've sort of learned to follow my nose
然而事情通常都会变得非常有趣 on these hunches that I have, and usually something turns up pretty interesting.
并有价值 Valuable.
让我知道你发现什么 Let me know what you find.
可能吧 Maybe.
嗯 好的 All right. Well...
这里好像没有什么东西 I don't know. Nothing here.
吓死我了 You scared me.
嗨 Hi.
你为什么这样看着我? Why are you looking at me like that?
怎么样? Like what?
你看着我的眼神 就像有什么问题一样 You're looking at me like something's wrong.
发生了什么事吗? Is something wrong?
有什么不寻常的吗? Anything out of the ordinary?
你现在在干什么? Okay, what are you doing?
罗恩 可以不要一大早就这样吗? Look, Ron, it's too early for this shit.
你有听说雷的事吗? Did you hear about Ray?
是说他死的事吗? That he's dead?
有啊 Yeah.
你怎么知道的? How do you know about that?
我就是知道 I just know.
你有打算告诉我吗? 还是你认为不会谈到这个话题? Were you ever going to tell me? You just didn't think it would come up?
但是是谁告诉你的? Yeah, but who told you?
这是我的专长 This is sort of my area.
我收听警察广播 You know, I listen to police scanners.
都会知道这个镇上谁被杀了 I tend to know who's being killed in this town.
我想知道你还好吗? 因为你看起来出奇地好 I'm wondering if you're okay 'cause you seem weirdly okay.
我是当然会告诉你的 I was obviously going to tell you.
只是我还在消化着这一切 It's just that I'm still just processing it all.
我真的不知道该怎么办 I don't really know what to do with it.
这是一个奇怪的处境 You know, it's a weird position to be in.
我应该要扮演一个 悲伤寡妇的角色吗? Am I supposed to be playing the role of a grieving widow?
我不知道如何伪装 Well, I don't know how to pretend.
他是个好人吗?不 Was he a good guy? No.
我爱他吗?曾经爱过 Did I love him? I mean, I loved him.
只是 人都以不同的方式表达哀伤 Just.... people grieve in different ways.
我需要知道 你和这件事有什么关系吗? I just have to know. Did you have anything to do with this?
妈的 为什么我会和这件事有关系? Why the fuck would I have anything to do with this?
我有什么动机?你认为... What motive? You think....
我是一开始劝你 不要杀他的人 还记得吗? I'm the one who talked you out of killing him in the first place, remember?
你以为我会独自在外面 What, you think I'm just out there on my own
乱杀人 还不赚钱吗? killing people for no money?
知道了 Okay.
我只是想问一下 I just had to ask.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没事 我 It's okay. I'm....
我明白 I understand.
过来 Come here.
我真的很高兴有你在 I'm really happy you're here.
我也是 Me, too.
所以发生了什么事? So, what happened?
警察打电话通知你吗? Police call you to let you know?
是的 Yeah.
他们说了什么?有嫌疑人被逮捕吗? And what are they saying? Any suspects? Arrests?
他们认为可能是毒品交易 只是发现他是被枪杀的 They think there was a drug deal going on. They just found him shot.
我很害怕 I'm so scared.
我知道 I know.
这一切很诡异 It's so weird,
完全出乎意料 so out of the blue.
但你不必害怕 你为什么会害怕? But you don't have to be scared. Why would you be scared?
因为我杀了他 Because I killed him.
你杀了他? You killed him?
是的 Yeah.
为什么要这么做? Why would you do that?
你自己告诉我的 说他要来杀了我! You told me yourself. He was gonna come and kill me!
所以他是在攻击你 而你只是在自卫 So, he was attacking you. It was like self-defense.
- 算是吧 - 算是什么?他当时在做什么? - Technically... - Technically, what? What was he doing?
他应该是昏倒了 要么就是睡着了 He was either passed out or asleep.
而你就杀了他? And you killed him?
是的 Yeah.
我编了一个故事 而且大家都相信了 I made a story, and they're believing it.
我的天 Oh, my God...
我的天哪! Oh, my God!
你为什么对这件事这么激动? Why are you getting so worked up about this?
- 你一直在做这种事 - 我并不是一直在做 - You do this shit all the time. - I don't do this all the time.
我从来没有这样做过 我从来都没有杀过人 I've never done this. I've never killed anyone.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我是一个假杀手 I'm a fake hitman.
这就是我没有送你去坐牢 没有逮捕你 That's why I didn't put you away. I didn't have you arrested.
因为我是卧底 Because I was working undercover.
你是警察? You're a cop?
我不是 No. I....
我是大学教授 杀手这件事 只是一份兼职工作 I teach at a college. This hitman thing's just a part-time gig
现在失控了 that's gotten out of hand.
所以 你一直在骗我? So, you've been lying to me this whole time?
我被困住了 I was stuck.
我不想失去你 而你先遇见了罗恩 I didn't want to lose you, and you met Ron first.
而你喜欢罗恩 And you liked Ron...
我也喜欢罗恩 所以不想让你认识盖瑞 I liked Ron. So, I didn't want to show you Gary.
盖瑞到底是谁啊? Who the fuck is Gary?
我是盖瑞 I'm Gary.
我连你的名字都不知道? I don't even know your name?
我的真名是盖瑞·约翰逊 My real name is Gary Johnson.
- 盖瑞? - 我知道! - Gary? - I know!
对不起 Sorry.
他们已经打了三通电话了 They've called three times.
肯定有什么事情发生了 可能是大事 Something must be going on. A situation probably...
嘿 怎么了 克劳黛特? Hey, how's it going, Claude?
盖瑞 你在哪里? 我们需要你马上回到警局 Gary, where are you? We need you back at the station now.
- 现在? - 是现在 - Now? - Yes, now.
关于麦迪逊·马斯特斯 我们有了新发现 We got a new development on this Madison Masters.
好 我马上到 Okay. I'll be right there.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
我必须处理一些事情 然后我马上就回来 I gotta handle something really quickly, and then I'm gonna be right back...
别 Don't.
赶快离开 你这个冒牌货 Just leave, whatever your name is.
我进来时也许是罗恩 但却是以盖瑞的身份离开的 I might have walked in as Ron, but I left as Gary.
约翰逊来了!菲尔 到简报室 Johnson's here! Phil, briefing room.
调查组
你不会相信我有什么消息 Wait 'til you hear this.
嘿 打扮不错呀 盖瑞 Hey! Lookin' good, Gary.
很高兴你能赶来 Glad you could make it.
这看起来越来越像是我们搞砸了 This is looking more and more like we messed this up.
麦迪逊·菲格罗亚现在是头号嫌疑人 Madison Figueroa is now the number one suspect.
- 真的吗? - 真的 - Really? - Really.
请坐 Have a seat.
告诉他我们刚刚发现的事情 Tell him what we just found out.
大约六个月前 About six months ago,
雷·马斯特斯将他的人寿保单 Ray Masters increased his life insurance policy
增加了一百万美元 by one million dollars.
当然在这项保单中 妻子被指定为唯一受益人 A policy in which, of course, the wife was named the sole beneficiary.
该政策早于最初的买凶尝试 Now, the policy pre-dates the initial solicitation attempt,
但凶杀组现在相信 这两件事可能相关联 but Homicide now believes there might be some connective tissue here.
也许你们见面后 她强迫了别人替她下手 Maybe after your meeting, she coerced someone else to do it,
或者自己下手 or she did it herself.
放过人就会发生这种情况 That's what happens when you let someone off the hook.
少说吧 Not helpful.
那也是很久以前的事了 And that was a long time ago.
那次在悦友餐厅之后 你还和她说过话吗 盖瑞? Gary, did you ever talk to her again after that time at the Please U?
是的 其实还有 Yeah. Actually, I did.
你有? 什么时候? You did? When?
就在特德冷饮店遇见了她 Yeah, I ran into her at Ted's Frostop.
她只是感谢我劝导了她 She just thanked me for helping her out, giving her good advice.
其实 就是我碰巧遇见你的那天晚上 Actually, that was the night I ran into you.
你也和她说过话 You talked to her.
你也有和她说话? You talked to her, too?
我没有意识到那是她 I didn't realize that was her.
那个就是麦迪逊 Yeah, that was Madison.
那么你认为她与这个谋杀案有关联吗? So, do you think she could be involved in his murder?
多少都有点可能 但我会感到非常惊讶 I mean, there's always a chance, but I would be very surprised.
她只是看起来很高兴 终于离开了她的丈夫 She just seemed so happy. She left her husband.
有了自己的房子 She got her own place.
看起来过得很好 And just seemed like she was doing really well.
那么 接下来我们要怎么办? So, what are we doin' next here, guys?
嗯 我们可以随时把她拉进来审问 Well, we could pull her in for questioning at any time.
她应该会去找律师 什么都不说 She'll probably just get a lawyer, clam up...
如果她真的是这件事的幕后黑手 and if she's really behind this,
她可能已经编好谎言 安排了不在场证明 she's probably got her lies and alibis in order. You know.
我想仅有一次机会 能从她口中得知真相 I'm thinking we got a one-time opportunity to get the unvarnished story from her.
派他去 This guy.
- 我? - 是的 - Me? - Yeah.
问你 当你碰见她的时候 Question, when you ran into her,
你是以盖瑞还是杀手的身份? were you Gary, or were you the hitman?
到底演的是哪一套? Which one were you going under on that one?
罗恩 Ron.
所以对她来说 你还是罗恩杀手? Okay, so you're still Ron, the hitman, to her?
我还能当谁? Who else would I be?
这很好 她永远知道 This is great. I mean, look, she forever knows
罗恩得知她想杀了这个家伙 that he knows that she wanted to kill the guy,
她应该对他有好感或是足够信任他 and she must like him or trust him enough
才能在特德冷饮店一起吃圣代 to be sharing a sundae at Ted's Frostop.
实际上 他们知道彼此之间的秘密 I mean, let's face it, huh? They got the goods on each other.
到死都不会怀疑 I mean, she would never in a million years suspect
他正在对他们的谈话进行录音 he's recording their conversation.
我认为这就是我们的机会 I think we got an opportunity here.
所以我们制造一次 随机相遇让她开口 So, we manufacture a random encounter where he gets her talking.
不是随机的 Not random.
而是一场惊喜邂逅 Surprise encounter.
我们让盖瑞带上窃听器 I say we put a wire on Gary,
现在就上场 and we go in now.
我想你可以演一场关心的问候戏 Look, I'm thinking you can just play this as a concerned check-in.
你读到了丈夫去世的消息 You read about the husband's death,
诚实地让她知道与她谈话的原因 and you're up front about why you want to talk with her.
我喜欢这个主意 I'm liking this.
虽然不知道她会说什么 但一旦让她开口了以后 There's no tellin' what she'll say, but once you get her talking,
就能辨别出她是否在对你撒谎 you'll be able to tell if she's lying to you.
确实 Exactly.
你同意吗 盖瑞? You good with that, Gary?
我觉得是很好的计划 I think it's a good plan.
非常好 Very good.
那你把地址发给我吧 So, you send me the address.
我们在那里会合 I'll meet you over there.
- 去逮捕她 - 我和你一辆车去吧 - Let's nail her. - No, I'll ride with you.
帮你做好准备 I'll get you prepped.
回头车里见 See you guys in the van.
你还好吗? You good?
好 Yeah.
好 Okay.
你让我很紧张 You're making me nervous.
他真的需要这个吗? Really? Does he need that?
是的 我想在他耳边指示 Yeah. I wanna be in his ear on this one.
去捉她吧 罗恩! Go get her, Ron!
嘿 Hey.
我守护着你 I got you.
你们在吗? You guys there?
听得到我吗? Can you guys hear me?
响亮清晰 Loud and clear.
你能听到我吗? Your ears working?
- 是 - 好 - Yep. - Great.
记住 只有音频 必须获得良好的录音 Remember, audio only, gotta get a good recording.
收到 Got it.
我有话和你说 We gotta talk.
警察在窃听 听我指挥 我们是同一战线的
有一堆乱七八糟的事要发生 There's a bunch of shit coming down
我们必须尽快弄清楚 否则我们都完蛋了 that we gotta figure out quick, or we are both fucked.
什么? Wait, what?
别人都知道我在这里处事 Look, people know I handle shit around here,
我还是罗恩 我们不是情侣
由于我们那次的会面 so because of that meeting we had that one time,
因为你丈夫的过世 现在我背上了黑锅 I'm catching heat for the death of your husband.
- 他们认为是我们其中一个人干的 - 那肯定不是我! - They're thinking one of us did it. - Well, it wasn't me!
我知道是你做的 太他妈明显了... Look, I know you did it. It's fuckin' obvious...
你是无辜的 矢口否认
- ...我不怪你 - 我没有杀他! - ...and I don't blame you. - I didn't kill him!
等等 是谁在指责我? Wait, who's accusing me of this?
胡说八道!你应该最了解 This is bullshit! And you, out of all people, should know
我没杀人的本事! that I wasn't capable of this!
好吧 那是谁干的呢? 到底发生了什么事? Okay, then who did? What the hell happened?
我只知道他们告诉我的事 I just know what they've told me...
那又是什么? Which is what?
他买毒品时被枪杀 He got shot buying drugs.
那家伙是个瘾君子 Guy was an addict.
好 你说你没有杀死他 Okay, so you say you didn't kill him.
他们知道 处女座酒吧外掏枪的事 那绝对不是我
你最后一次见到他是什么时候? When was the last time you saw him?
不久前 在处女座 Not that long ago, at Virgo's.
那个夜店? The club?
是的 我跟一个在舞池上认识的男人 Yes, the club. I was walking out of Virgo's with this guy
正要离开处女座 然后突然之间碰见了雷 that I met on the dance floor, and boom, I run into Ray.
当雷看到我和别人在一起时就疯了 Ray loses his shit when he sees me with this other guy,
开始大喊大叫 满嘴威胁 starts running his mouth, gets all threatening,
然后他妈的就抓住了我 and fucking grabs me.
然后那个男的试图保护我 And then this other guy, trying to protect me,
不知从哪掏出一把枪 就直接贴在雷的脸上 he pulls out a gun out of nowhere and sticks it in Ray's face.
问一问更多有关持枪男子的事 Find out more about the guy with the gun.
雷吓坏了 Ray freaks out.
马上离开 我也逃跑了 那就是我最后一次见到他 He leaves. I run away, and that was the last time I saw him.
那么 这个人是谁? So, who's this guy?
拔枪的那个人 他叫什么名字? The one who pulled the gun. What's his name?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 你不知道他的名字? - 我不知道他的名字 - You don't know his name? - I don't know his name.
我们在舞池上玩得很开心 We were having fun on the dance floor,
就问他是否想去别的地方 and I asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else.
他说想 He said yes.
我们走了出去 之后与雷的事情就发生了 We walk out, all that stuff with Ray happened.
就算他说了名字 我也没听见 So, you know what, if he said his name, I didn't hear it.
所以你不知道他的名字 So, you don't know his name.
你就和刚认识的陌生人 一起离开夜店? You're just leaving the club with some random stranger you just met?
关你屁事! Hey, fuck off!
我是一个成年女人 我单身 而且他也不是我随便找的人 I'm a grown woman. I'm single, and he wasn't random.
他是一位非常棒的舞者 He was a damn good dancer.
我替你感到开心 Well, I'm happy for you.
因为你的神秘人正是嫌疑人 'Cause your mystery man, he's a suspect.
听说他们在找他 I'm hearing they're looking for him.
拿保险单的事让她上套 Nail her on the insurance policy.
正巧 我也是呢 Shit, well, so am I.
现在的好男人很少见了 他为我挺身而出还保护了我 Good men are rare these days. He stood up for me. He protected me.
如果他们找到了他 你得让我知道 So, you know what? If they find him, you let me know.
我们第一次见面在悦友餐厅时 You know, that first time we met at the Please U,
他们知道保单的事 都推在雷身上
你的动机似乎与经济无关 your motive didn't seem financial,
不像其他雇佣我的混蛋 like a lot of these other pieces of shit I work for.
是的 因为的确无关 Yeah, because it wasn't.
那么这个人人都知道的 Then what is this million-dollar insurance policy
百万保单又是什么呢? everybody seems to know about?
不要表现得好像 一百万美元不算什么 Don't act like a million dollars is nothing.
他妈的 别想骗我 你知道我能做出什么事 Don't you fucking lie to me. You know what I'm capable of.
雷家有钱 他们就喜欢干这种事 Ray's family has money. They do shit like this.
就只会购买保险 They take out insurance.
我根本不知道这些钱会不会到手 Look, I don't even know if I get any of that money.
也许在我们分手时 换了受益人 For all I know, he changed the beneficiary when we broke up.
我对财务根本没兴趣 Listen, I have no mind for financial stuff.
雷会谈论金钱... Ray would talk about money
大结局 不要退缩 踢我出去
...还有投资之类的 对我来说都没有意思 and investments and shit like that, and it would just go over my head.
你给了我所有的答案 Oh, you're giving me all the answers,
但都不是正确的答案 but you are not giving me the right answers.
我给你的是真相! I'm giving you the truth!
我还是知道是你干的 I still know you did it.
去你的 不是我 Fuck you! I didn't do it.
你怎么有这么大的胆子 敢到我的家里来控告我? You know what? How dare you come into my own house and accuse me.
赶快滚出我家! You know what? Get the fuck outta my house!
嘿 我是站在你这边 才会到你家来 Hey, I'm on your side. That is why I'm here.
我正在努力帮助你摆脱这一切 I'm trying to help you get away with this.
不是因为我是一个伟大的人 Not because I'm some great guy or anything,
而是一旦警方的注意力从你身上移开 这也就与我无关了 but as soon as the heat's off you, it's off of me, too.
我们可以一起走出困境 We can dig our way out of this mess together.
这里没有我们! There is no together!
我可以把这整件事推到别人身上 I can push this whole thing off on someone else,
但在我这么做之前 你必须告诉我真相 but before I do that, you have to tell me the truth
- 我才能把这件事做好 - 你知道吗?我受够了 - so I can get this right. - You know what? I'm done.
我不想再回答杀手的审问了 I'm done answering questions from a fucking hitman.
你又不是警察! 让他们查出到底是谁干的 You're not a cop! Let them find out who really did it.
我已经告诉过你我所知道的一切! I've already told you everything that I know!
我和这件事没有任何关系! I had nothing to do with this!
雷是个没有用的吸毒犯 Ray was a druggie loser asshole.
立刻他妈的滚出我的家! Now get the fuck out of my house!
嘿!最后一次机会 Hey! Last time.
我在给你提供一条出路 I am offering you a way out.
我走出这扇门之后你只能靠自己了 我本可以帮你的 After I walk out of this door, you're on your own. I could've helped.
好 我不需要你帮忙 Good. I don't need it.
他们现在可能正在监视我们 And as far as we know, they could be watching us right now,
所以我们应该再也不要见面了 so we should probably never see each other again.
行啊 Great.
如果在外面见到 不要和我打招呼 You know, if you see me publicly, don't say, "Hi."
不是针对你 Nothing personal.
只是不想要惹麻烦 We just gotta keep this clean.
我无所谓 Fine by me.
干! Fuck.
你觉得如何? What'd you think?
你觉得呢? What did you think?
你给了她很多坑去踩了 You gave her plenty of rope to hang herself.
她要么是我们遇过最好的骗子 要么她是无辜的 Mm-hm. She's either the best liar that we've ever encountered, or she's innocent.
是的 Yeah.
- 该死的 我以为会是她 - 我也是 - Damn it! I thought it was her. - Yeah, me, too.
是的 她看起来很诚实 Yeah, she seemed pretty honest in there.
贾斯珀 你觉得呢? What about you, Jasper?
我倾向于同意 不认为是她做的 Yeah. I tend to agree. I don't think she did it.
真的干得很好 盖瑞 Great work in there, Gary. Really.
所以这个神秘的拔枪家伙 So this mystery guy, the one who pulled the gun,
- 应该设法追捕他吗? - 不 - should we try to hunt that guy down? - No.
他看起来只是一个 在小巷里用枪指着混蛋的人 No, he just seems like some guy who pulled a gun on an asshole in an alleyway.
也没发生什么大事 Nothing much happened.
是的 完了 Yeah, we're done here.
我的天啊! Oh, my God!
是的 就是他 Yeah! There he is.
我们的风云人物 The man himself.
我就猜到你会回来这里 I figured you'd be coming by here, man.
喝点啤酒庆祝一下? 我去给你拿瓶啤酒 Come on, celebration beer? I'm gonna get you a beer.
- 你刚才去拿了 这次由我来 - 我来拿 - You got it the first time. I got it. - I'll get it.
她太棒了 She's awesome.
这是什么回事 贾斯珀? What's going on, Jasper?
我刚刚才跟麦迪逊说 你们都是一流的演员 I was literally just telling Madison here what phenomenal actors you guys are.
所以我必须回到后台 So, I had to get backstage,
亲眼看看绿色房间 poke my head inside the green room.
你的表现真的完美无瑕 I mean, your performance was flawless,
但你呢 but you...
兄弟 you, my friend,
简直让我另眼相看 knocked my fucking socks off.
也许我没有给予你足够的赞扬 盖瑞 Maybe I never gave you enough credit, Gary.
还是是罗恩 不好意思 Or... Ron. Sorry.
盖瑞 罗恩 Gary... Ron...
我有时会把他们搞混 你也会吗? I get them mixed up sometimes. Do you?
有时吧 Sometimes.
- 是的 - 这到底是怎么回事? - Yeah. - What the fuck is going on?
我刚刚才对可爱的麦迪逊说 Well, I was literally just telling the lovely Madison
不管今天下午进展如何我都不会介意 that I was gonna be fine with whatever way it went this afternoon.
如果你把事情弄糟了 That if it just blew up in your face,
好吧 至少我能恢复岗位 well, at least I'd get my job back.
但如果你侥幸逃脱了惩罚 But, if you got away with it,
那么就恭喜你 显然成功做到了 which, hey, congratulations, it seems like you did,
我只需要拿一大笔钱就满足了 I would just have to settle for a fuck-ton of money.
说到这里你可能会说 "什么钱 贾斯珀?" Oh, this is where you would go, "What money, Jasper?"
或者 "哪来的钱?" Or, "Money from where?"
然而我就会说 And then I would say,
"已故丈夫的保险单" "the dead husband's insurance policy."
嘿 冷静 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
这会是我们之间的小默契 好吗? This will be our little understanding, okay?
那个让我保持沉默 The one that keeps me silent
并能让你们不入狱的秘密 and you guys out of prison.
- 你空口无凭 贾斯珀 - 我说... - You got nothing, Jasper. - Well, I...
不 因为什么都没发生 你要说我们在约会吗? Nah. It's 'cause there isn't anything. That we're dating?
- 你觉得有人在乎吗? - 妈的!我都不知道 - You think anybody gives a shit? - Oh, shit! I didn't know that.
嘿!你已经把你的牌打完了 Hey! You've already played your hand here.
- 恭喜你 - 去你的!给我滚! - Congratulations. - Fuck you! Get lost!
嘿!够了 Hey! Stop.
留下 Stay.
宝贝 坐下 我们听他说完 Babe, sit down. We're gonna hear him out.
是的 宝贝 你真是个混蛋 Yeah, babe, you're being a dick.
我只是想帮助你们 I'm just trying to help you guys out.
- 帮助我们是吗? - 哦 天哪 盖瑞 - Help us out? - Oh, Jesus Christ, Gary!
够了 好吗? 够了! Enough. Okay? Enough!
废话少说 Okay. Cut the bullshit.
我先说 好吗? Here, I'll go first, all right?
我一直在关注你们两个 I've been following both of you.
我诚实地承认 And here, I'll be even more honest.
我是想要回我的工作 I wanted my job back.
没有什么针对你个人的 但是天哪! Nothing against you personally, okay, but holy shit!
我有足够的证据 可以让你吃一辈子牢饭 I have enough evidence to put you away for life.
还有你 And you...
谋杀的同谋? an accomplice to murder?
哇哦 小弟 Whoa, doggy.
你会在监狱待一段时间 You're gonna be there for a while.
我百分百确定是你做的 And the only reason that I'm 100 percent sure
唯一原因是因为我百分百确定 that you did it, is because I am 100 percent sure
你的硬汉先生 that your Mr. Tough Guy here...
他妈的杀不了任何东西 couldn't fucking kill a thing.
屋子里有点热 The house is hot.
讽刺的是 And ironically,
人寿保险实际上可能拯救了你们 life insurance might have actually saved you guys here.
那笔钱让我认为这个... I mean, that money got me thinking, that this...
黑暗... ...dark...
该死的冒险 好吧 我们都经历过 fucking adventure, okay, that we've all been on,
实际上可以有一个幸福的结局 can actually have a happy ending.
那么 你交出现金的那一天... Okay. So, the day that you hand over the cash...
将是... is the...
干! Fuck!
我又搞砸了 I'm fucked.
刚刚到底发生了什么? What just happened?
我往他的啤酒里下了药 希望没有过量 I put drugs in his beer. I hope I didn't overdo it.
但如果他醒过来的话 我就会进监狱 But if he wakes up, I'm going to jail...
我给一个警察下了药 I drugged a cop.
我真的完了 I am so fucked.
你在做什么呀? What are you doing?
要那个来做什么? What's that for?
做戏做全套 Commitment.
杀了警察是逃不掉的 Can't get away with killing a cop.
至少通常不能 但现在对于贾斯珀来说 Not usually, but for Jasper these days,
我想我们可以 I'm thinking we can.
警察可能正像我们一样 I mean, the police are probably thinking about him
对他有点意见 the way we are right now,
如果他不在了 大家会过得更好 they'd just be better off if he wasn't around anymore.
我的天啊 Oh, God.
那么 我们的故事是什么? So, what's our story?
他被发现在偏远地区的车里 He gets found in his car in a remote area.
体内充满了毒品 头上套着袋子 Drugs in his system, bag over his head,
没有挫伤或挣扎的迹象 no contusions or sign of struggle,
显然是自杀 clearly a suicide.
他的妻子几年前就离开了他 I mean, his wife left him years ago, so...
所以没有人会质疑这个故事 no one to question the story.
他是种族主义者 厌女者 又是虐待者 He's racist, misogynistic, abusive.
一个混账腐败的警察 A dirty, dirty cop.
该死 Fuck him.
我们真的要这样做吗? Are we really doing this?
我们别无选择 We don't have a choice.
我知道你和我一起冒着很大的风险 Look, I know you're taking a big leap with me,
而且必须维持一些谎言 但是... and there are some factual loose threads we'll be dealing with, but...
我觉得我已经爱上了你 I think I'm in love with you.
这总是一个冒险 Well, it's always a leap.
我想我也爱上了你 And for the record, I think I'm in love with you, too.
不管结果好或坏? For better or worse?
我们一致同意 这是最糟糕的结果 对吧? We can agree this is kind of the worst, right?
谢谢
是的 Right.
那么我们就这样一直到最后吗? So, we're in this 'til the end?
直到死亡将我们分开? 'Til death do us part?
是的 因为我不相信离婚 Yes, because I don't believe in divorce.
开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
那么 我们同意这些条款吗? So, do we agree on the terms?
同意 I do.
我在哪里签字? Where do I sign?
- 还有什么地方需要我签字吗? - 在这里签个名 - Anywhere else I need to sign? - Initial here.
我们必须确保这份文件无懈可击 We gotta make sure this document is airtight.
我觉得在这下面 有一个小地方需要我签名的 I think there's a little place down here I need to initial.
我知道这个学期我给了你们很多信息 I know I've thrown a lot at you this semester,
但这就是重点 不是吗? but that's the point, isn't it?
被观点和可能性淹没 To be inundated, overwhelmed by perspectives and possibilities,
因为这就是生活所提供给你的 如果你选择这样看待它 because that is what life is offering you if you choose to look at it that way.
但我并不总是这样 And I didn't always.
我曾经相信现实是客观的 一成不变的 I used to believe that reality was objective, immutable.
我们都被困住了 以柏拉图与笛卡尔和康德的方式 And we're all just sort of stuck in a Plato-Descartes-Kant sort of way.
但这些年来 我逐渐相信 But over the years, I've come to believe
真理是通过不同观点的融合 that the truth is created through the integration
而创造出来的 并没有绝对的 of different points of view, and there are no absolutes,
无论是道德上的还是认识论上的 whether moral or epistemological.
我发现这是一种更有力量的生活方式 Now, I find this to be a much more empowering way to go through life,
要是你有这样的观念 宇宙如果是不固定的 this notion that if the universe is not fixed,
那么你也不是 then neither are you,
你就真的可以成为 一个不同并更好的人 and you really can become a different and hopefully, better person.
我确定的一件事是 你的现实生活会随着时间的推移 Now, the one thing I know for certain, is your reality will change over time
以你无法想象的方式改变 in ways you cannot even imagine,
我敦促你对这种转变持开放态度 and I urge you to be open for this transformation.
因此 在我们结束这个学期之前 So, as we close out this semester,
对你在这个复杂的世界中前进 if I have one piece of advice for you moving forward
我唯有一句建议 那便是 in this complicated world, it is this:
抓住你想要的身份 seize the identity you want for yourself.
无论你想在这堂课之后成为谁 And whoever you wanna be after this class,
都可以充满激情 并放纵地去成为那个人 be them with passion and abandon.
祝大家期末考试顺利 Best of luck to you all on your final exam.
大家可以开始了 You may begin.
你看到外面那些白色的鸟吗? All right. You see all those white birds out there?
注意到它那长长的 橙色喙吗?那就是白鹮 Notice the long orange bill, right? That's the white ibis.
看看那些诡异的眼睛 Look at those eyes. They're crazy.
好 我知道我们准备了羊角面包 All right, so, I know we have the croissants,
还有纸杯蛋糕 你有带苹果馅饼来吗? and I know we have the cupcakes. Are you bringing the apple pie?
是的 我带来了盖瑞拿手的苹果馅饼 Yeah, I'm bringing Gary's famous apple pie.
那好极了 好的 我记录了 That's wonderful. Okay. I have that.
哦 别担心服装 我准备了 Oh. And don't worry about the costumes, I got it.
我的天 麦迪逊 你是最棒的 谢谢 Thank God. You're the best, Madison. Thank you.
我们正希望有人会介入并提供帮助 We were hoping someone would step in and help.
加比刚刚抛弃我们去了阿斯彭 You know, Gabby just bailed for Aspen.
我简直想要掐死她 I could've literally strangled her to death.
是的 我明白 Yeah. I know.
好吧 下个会议再见 Anyway, I'll see you next meeting.
正如爱拥有的力量 它在一路上的某个地方改变了我 As love can do, somewhere along the way, it changed me.
我最终找到了盖瑞 和罗恩的最合适平衡 I eventually found the proper cocktail of Gary and Ron.
毕竟生命是短暂的 After all, life is short.
你必须按照自己的方式生活 You gotta live on your own terms.
妈咪 你在哪里遇见爹地的? Mommy, where did you meet Daddy?
你的爸爸是我见过最好的人 Well, Daddy was the nicest guy I'd ever met.
尽管他一副硬汉模样 Even though he was being all tough,
我看得出只是在伪装 I could tell it was an act.
还有我对你妈妈 And your mother, well, what can I say?
只能说是一见钟情 - It was love at first sight.
她最终把我变成了一个全新的人 She ended up making a new man out of me.
但为了回答你的问题 我们在一个叫做悦友的 But to answer your question, we met at a magical little place
神奇小餐厅遇到的 called the Please U Cafe.
你的馅饼好吃吗? You enjoying your pie?
所有的馅饼都好吃 All pie is good pie.
的确是 It sure is.
献给盖瑞·约翰逊 1947 - 2022
越战老兵
大学教授
卧底特工 逮捕超过70人
热爱动物的佛教徒
世上最酷的家伙
零谋杀案 (那部分纯属虚构)
字幕翻译:黄悠然